I am officially done with sleep until April 15th. Why April 15th, you say? Seems like a good date, far enough a way from now, but not too distant. The reason is, I think in the past day I've somehow managed to sleep more than most people do in their entire life. I didn't mean to, it just sort of happened. My whole body feels fucked up now. I came home from the Holi celebration and slept again. I just woke up.
Now I've just got to find something to do with myself. If only I had a week of solid work to do coming up. Maybe something job related. If only they'd just give a shit load of works, one behind another that I could just pour all my depressive energies--ha--into just focusing on my work … like 30 hrs a day… Oh wait! That’s not possible… I mean, that's just stupid. That just doesn't make sense.
I think I'm going to watch a few episodes of Indian Idol. Ya!! I like downloaded a shit loads of them. Hey, why not break precedent?
*Sighs.. oh what the hell...
In a time of low approval ratings, oil embargos, and global warming
He was just a simple Indian
Lost in a city of high priced singers and loony liberals
Until one find day
The most powerful man in the known free world
learned a lesson he'd never forget
about the melodies of
love
friendship
and yes, obviously about the sex
and the judges that came in between them
Come see the most non-controversial reality TV show since the Land Before Time XXIX: Anu Malik and the search for Breasts
[oops!!! NO]
Indian Idol: India’s most watched Reality TV show
You'll laugh
but mainly cry
And watch as the world waits
when they stand up for themselves
in a world gone upside down
because they’re standing on their head
in
Breaking Precedent
Starring Anu Malik.
Only at the PC near me.
Is it wrong I'm still really tired? If I wasn't so sick right now, I think I'd go back to sleep, and sleep forever. I don't think it's even because I'm depressed. I just don't feel well, you know, on the account of me being depressed at all. Maybe I'll seek professional help. That's what I'll do. Now, who can I go to that will really know what they're doing when it comes to girls? You know what I mean…
So here a joke:
Knock Knock!!
Who's There?
Knock Knock!!
Who's there?
Knock Knock!!
Who the fuck is there?
Knock Knock!!
Come on Who is it!! Stop kiddin me
Knock Knock!!
*opens door
Oh my god! Dad! WTF you doin’ here... go back to India.
Okay, so it wasn't really funny, so much as a life lesson we'll all never forget. So holi was cool and all. But the music was shit, I say SHIT!!! And man it’s a long drive to Dandenong.
Anyway, the show's starting now. I'm not really in the mood for a Reality TV, but I hear Anu malik is supposed to be really good. HAHA!!! That’s was funnier... No seriously, I heard it supposed to be good. I'm gonna grab a crown lager some peanuts and I'll talk to you later. Wish you were here.