"You don't need the p, just the k-urkle."
-Scotty, discussing rhyming... kind of

"I'll be your monkey."
-Mark

"It's like a fart; you gotta let it out."
-Scotty

"No!  I sleep in triples!"
-Scotty (no you don't... you just wish you did!)

"She thinks I have a pet monkey."
-Mark

"Do the masturbating monkey - he's more fun!"
-Scotty, to Mark

"My butt crack is cold ( Read more... )

in vegas vacation, the son, chris griswold, seriously looks like mr. l ( Read more... )

i came home from dropping off katie and amanda (applebee's + movie night = good times!), planning to poke my head in the office to say "good night" to scotty and then get my ass in bed to make up for this week's lack of sleep.  we started talking.  we kept talking.  eventually, i took a looked at my watch.  scotty then asked me what time it was, ( Read more... )

"The garden of poop?  Oh, did you say 'dormitory'?  I was thinking 'lavatory'."
-Abby, 1/29/07

"Sounds like Barney is getting head from Baby Bop."
-Scotty, 1/29/07

"Don't pee in Jessica!  I'm sorry, that was highly inappropriate."
-LauraKay 1/29/07

"They're going to be reproducing like baby dolls!"
-Kayla, 2/2/07

"Or you can just do it with dates ( Read more... )