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bubble_ditz

21. 9 to 5, for service and devotion

Sep 30, 2009 16:20

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Fellow Edenspherians--

It has come to Housekeeping's attention that there have been several reports of minor acts of thievery over the past several days. First off, I would like just like to say:

DO NOT PANIC!The increase in petty theft, as frustrating and disturberating as it may seem, is ( Read more... )

*shoanji, *fugue, *justice, oh what a circus, sometimes that man is out to get me, workin 9 to 5

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...disturberating? srsly? kleptomonkey September 30 2009, 23:55:14 UTC

Smoochiekins? Did you seriously call Fugue 'Smoochiekins?'

yeah ok. I made that one up. SHUT UP DON'T JUDGE ME! bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 00:35:31 UTC

...Of course I did! He's my little Puddlewonk!

Hey, I'm the one who had to re-read it and make sure it was a Glinda-word and not something else XD kleptomonkey October 1 2009, 00:38:39 UTC

...Puddlewonk?

Yay I'm doing it ...sort of right? o.o bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 00:45:48 UTC

Lamby-toes!

He is making fun of you, Bubbles. B| stonyfaced September 30 2009, 23:59:14 UTC

I would hope Housekeeping gets paid occasionally as well as thanked. Aside from that, somebody so clearly busy as yourself can't possibly be aware of the vices and habits of every single member of Housekeeping. I trust my men, but that doesn't mean they've not been guilty of a few things here and there.

EFF U OLD SAGGY BALLS! :| bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 00:40:35 UTC

Oh please, it takes more than money to inspire a group of people to clean up after everyone's cats, rats, dogs, owls and giant chickens. Do you think people actually want to scrub everyone's bathrooms?!

Also I know my people aren't stealing because if they were, they would not only answer to Justice dearest, but also to me and the paperwork for this latest stunt is so tremendously dull and boring that I would make them regret ever being so much as a twinkle in their Mummsy's eye!

Then I would of course, turn them over to you.

BUBBLES STOP PEEKING AT OLD MEN IN THE SHOWER stonyfaced October 1 2009, 01:31:40 UTC

Good point. So what's the reason? Oh, silly me. Besides, of course, the natural necessity of needing money and the satisfaction of doing a good job's work.

[There is a pause here. Justice dearest? What the hell?]

Quite a threat indeed, although it doesn't quite answer my question.

She has a thing for old men in power, DUR bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 01:45:17 UTC

Motivating leadership of course! Job satisfaction pales in comparison to a smile from a beautiful woman or a dashing young man. &hearts

[Good lord do you see how she talks about Fugue?]

You're so stubborn! Yes, I'm afraid I don't know like as an actual fact that it is not a housekeeper. But I just feel that it's not! A woman's intuition.

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burntorangesky October 1 2009, 00:31:53 UTC

What is wrong with seeing pink?

I found one of my items to be missing as well, but I'm not sure what it was. It looked like a shiny box with a hinge on one side; I think this person is going after shiny things, and possibly food.

Hello, I'm Fred. One of the new people in Edensphere.

bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 00:44:54 UTC

Nothing! Pink is wonderful!

But there are many fashionally challenged people who think differently, so that was more aimed towards those with a criminal mindset than you or I.

A shiny box. Hmm. Was it worth a lot? I'll add it to my list.

Hello Fred. Are you enjoying your new comforter? I helped pick them out!

The shiny box is a Zippo. burntorangesky October 1 2009, 01:21:44 UTC

Indeed it is.

I don't know; I found it in the Scavenger's Yard. I was going to see if I could open it, but then someone stole it.

I'm no longer in the Temporary Housing, but I'm sure that they are lovely comforters nonetheless.

ahh. and yay colors bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 01:41:12 UTC

I'm soo glad you agree!! Pink is the best color ever. &hearts

They stole something that wasn't even working? That's just strange.

Oh so you have a job? That's wonderful! Do you like it?

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divinebrat October 1 2009, 00:38:51 UTC

... What happens if we did?

bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 00:50:57 UTC

If you did what? Steal? I'd imagine the punishment around here is something horrrendable and backwards like cutting the thief's hands off and feeding them to the fish in the Aquarium. That or there's no punishment at all. Things tend to both both ways around here.

I suppose its because the people here tend to be sooo over dramatic. You should see the paperwork being generated for the loss of a few forks!

divinebrat October 1 2009, 00:53:37 UTC

No way! They can't do that can they? No way.

Who would steal a stupid fork?

bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 01:38:06 UTC

Are you sure? The Guards seem to take themselves so seriously and yet I never hear any mention of building a prison. I've come to the conclusion that it's best not to ask. I even once saw a child carrying a sword on wheels! Talk about intimidating!

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earth_uninstall October 1 2009, 00:47:21 UTC

Of course Housekeeping is not responsible. Who has been saying otherwise?

-Aurora

bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 00:55:32 UTC

...Aurora? As in the Aurora who was here previously?

One of our maids was in tears because she was afraid that someone was going to start suspecting her. She cleans in Section 3. It makes me so mad!

earth_uninstall October 1 2009, 02:09:03 UTC

Yes. I do not think anyone else has gone by that name.

If she is innocent, she should have no reason to be upset. An inspection would show she wasn't the culprit.

-Aurora

bitch and douchebag ride again bubble_ditz October 1 2009, 04:20:05 UTC

Oh! Well welcome back.

True but she needed to be reassured. A good leader always strives to make the people feel comforted.

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