21. 9 to 5, for service and devotion

[bubble_ditz]

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Fellow Edenspherians--

It has come to Housekeeping's attention that there have been several reports of minor acts of thievery over the past several days. First off, I would like just like to say:

DO NOT PANIC!The increase in petty theft, as frustrating and disturberating as it may seem, is

Comments

[divinebrat]

... What happens if we did?

[bubble_ditz]

If you did what? Steal? I'd imagine the punishment around here is something horrrendable and backwards like cutting the thief's hands off and feeding them to the fish in the Aquarium. That or there's no punishment at all. Things tend to both both ways around here.

I suppose its because the people here tend to be sooo over dramatic. You should see the paperwork being generated for the loss of a few forks!

[divinebrat]

No way! They can't do that can they? No way.

Who would steal a stupid fork?

[bubble_ditz]

Are you sure? The Guards seem to take themselves so seriously and yet I never hear any mention of building a prison. I've come to the conclusion that it's best not to ask. I even once saw a child carrying a sword on wheels! Talk about intimidating!

[divinebrat]

If people complain about lost forks they'd complain about cutting off hands too.