21. 9 to 5, for service and devotion

[bubble_ditz]

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Fellow Edenspherians--

It has come to Housekeeping's attention that there have been several reports of minor acts of thievery over the past several days. First off, I would like just like to say:

DO NOT PANIC!The increase in petty theft, as frustrating and disturberating as it may seem, is

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He is making fun of you, Bubbles. B|

[stonyfaced]

I would hope Housekeeping gets paid occasionally as well as thanked. Aside from that, somebody so clearly busy as yourself can't possibly be aware of the vices and habits of every single member of Housekeeping. I trust my men, but that doesn't mean they've not been guilty of a few things here and there.

EFF U OLD SAGGY BALLS! :|

[bubble_ditz]

Oh please, it takes more than money to inspire a group of people to clean up after everyone's cats, rats, dogs, owls and giant chickens. Do you think people actually want to scrub everyone's bathrooms?!

Also I know my people aren't stealing because if they were, they would not only answer to Justice dearest, but also to me and the paperwork for this latest stunt is so tremendously dull and boring that I would make them regret ever being so much as a twinkle in their Mummsy's eye!

Then I would of course, turn them over to you.

BUBBLES STOP PEEKING AT OLD MEN IN THE SHOWER

[stonyfaced]

Good point. So what's the reason? Oh, silly me. Besides, of course, the natural necessity of needing money and the satisfaction of doing a good job's work.

[There is a pause here. Justice dearest? What the hell?]

Quite a threat indeed, although it doesn't quite answer my question.

She has a thing for old men in power, DUR

[bubble_ditz]

Motivating leadership of course! Job satisfaction pales in comparison to a smile from a beautiful woman or a dashing young man. &hearts

[Good lord do you see how she talks about Fugue?]

You're so stubborn! Yes, I'm afraid I don't know like as an actual fact that it is not a housekeeper. But I just feel that it's not! A woman's intuition.

bubbles/stoneface otp

[stonyfaced]

Of course. It all makes such perfect sense now.

Dashing young--Justice? Never mind.

[Yes he has, and has chosen not to mention it for his own mental health. Bubbles pings him in so many unpleasant ways, but he still gets a chuckle out of Edgeworth being called a dashing young man.]

I can't say you're the first one to call me that. But I do believe that it wasn't somebody from Housekeeping. If they had needed household necessities that badly, they could have just nicked some from whatever storage you've got.

oh god why

[bubble_ditz]

I knew it would!

Oh that's a gooood point! We are still somewhat disorganized from our new building construction so 'nicking' materials as you say would be much easier. Clearly the thief is an outsider. Maybe even someone new, unless this has been happening for a while and no one's reported it.