Goodness, you guys. I'm sorry I totally slacked on this snark. I was 'busy' playing on Tumblr and with my Sims. See, I found out about painting goblins and decided to make a town run on horror. And because it takes more than half an hour before you can even play the game, I was just not writing. And everytime a 'You should be writing!' post came up ( Read more... )

Sorry for the delay; here's the last bit.

( Cars: yet another thing Ann knows nothing about. )

Here comes Part Two, in which we learn that AMM has never even seen water before. Hold on to your seats!
( Inaprropriate lamps, oddly named Mexican Restaurants and more! )

Let's see if I can be the first ever snarker to survive this little literary gem, shall we?
( Nola Thacker. Good Lord what have I gotten myself into? )