Mary Anne Misses Logan! Part 1!
Hey hey, everyone! Sorry about not getting this up sooner. I have no excuse. I was just being lazy. I wasn't even doing anything else productive. I was just playing around on Tumblr. And playing around on Animal Crossing. If any of you have it, lemme know so we can exchange codes and visit each other! I decided to do this book because I remember really liking it. And because I'm a huge dork, I liked it for the English assignment they had to do. I thought it sounded like a lot of fun. I was also very big on the MA/Pete shiptease. I wanted MA to realise Logan was a wanker and get with Pete. But sadly it was not to be. Well, let's go!
-Song of the Day-
Chapter 1!
Oh, yay! Let's open with pouting! Mary Anne pouting about missing Logan! As I've stated before, I'm aro-ace and have zero interest in dating anyone ever. So, I really don't understand this state of mind. She's also pouting about some big English assignment coming up. Blah blah blah waiting to go to a sitting job. And oh, Christ. I remember this shit now. This is the one with the super stupid toilet monster at the Kormans. Yeah, don't look for those chapters, you won't find them here.
Blah blah blah exposition. She talks about what a controlling dipshit Logan was being and why the Hell would she miss that? Doesn't she get her fill from K-Ron? Poor dumb Mary Anne. She's such a Goddamn doormat. She switches to complaining about the English assignment and her worries are valid. She worries that she'll get stuck with some asscakes or that she'll be too shy to speak up. I know how that feels because I'm the same way. Anyway, wasn't that an eventful chapter?
Chapter 2!
Zzzzzzz...oh! What? Where am I? Oh, yeah, in the middle of mind-numbing exposition that I've read a million times before. Skim skim skim. Stacey is apparently the pinacle of style in that she sometimes paints a heart on her nails. Yeah, that's so impressive.
Chapter 3!
The first Korman sitting job so, Hell no. I offer you this instead.
Chapter 4!
Oh, my God! More fucking exposition?! Skim! Okay, so at a BSC meeting, Jessi is telling the stupidest jokes this side of Laffy Taffy and Kristy busts her lip because the meeting, dammit! They discuss the 'problem' with the Kormans and Jesus Christ, this is dull! Sorry if this snark is super short but nothing is happening!
Chapter 5!
It's the day that they'll be seperated into their work groups and MA is wangsting. She prays to get paired with the BSC but realises that's like winning the lottery-hey! They totally did win the lottery that time! But she knows that's not likely to happen. At lunch we get some confusion about Kristy bringing lunch and then making gross comments about the hot lunch. Uh, I thought that she bought the hot lunch just to make gross comments. This is why your ghosties need cheat sheets, Ann! Your readers notice this shit!
They start discussing who they might study and mention real authors along with fake ones. Claud mentions Danielle Steele and doesn't she just write schlocky romance novels? Who'd study her? Also I don't buy Claudia knowing non-Nancy Drew authors for a second. They laugh about Alan having to read girl puberty stuff if he gets Judy Blume. They mention that she wrote bra stuff in Are You There, God? It's Me Margaret but no mention of the period stuff. I'm convinced everyone in Stoneybrook has Barbie doll anatomies. So, Mary Anne is cheered by the thought of studying someone she really likes.
When they all gather in the cafeteria later MA finds out she'll be studying the non-existent Meghan Rinehart. This is one of her fave authors so she's thrilled as Hell. Eh, I would be too. She checks who else is in her group and it's Miranda Shillaber, Pete Black and...Logan. Dun dun dunnnn! MA goes to her locker and is of course, crying. Dawn finds her and asks her what's the matter. In a total bitch move, she smiles and giggles while asking her if she got grouped with Alan. Your sister is crying and you think that thought of her being upset by something is funny. I hate you so much Schafer, you organic brillo tampon.
MA tells her that she has to work with Logan and Dawn sympathises. Or at least pretends to. Every since Dawn's Wicked Step-sister I don't believe a thing she says when it comes to sympathy. Now, not gonna lie, but working with your ex that you're not on good terms with would suck. But that doesn't mean that MA isn't annoying. But again, I'm pretty anti-relationship. Romantic ones anyway. I love me some platonic love! Dawn tells her she'll manage and MA boards the nope ship.
-Song of the Day-
Chapter 1!
Oh, yay! Let's open with pouting! Mary Anne pouting about missing Logan! As I've stated before, I'm aro-ace and have zero interest in dating anyone ever. So, I really don't understand this state of mind. She's also pouting about some big English assignment coming up. Blah blah blah waiting to go to a sitting job. And oh, Christ. I remember this shit now. This is the one with the super stupid toilet monster at the Kormans. Yeah, don't look for those chapters, you won't find them here.
Blah blah blah exposition. She talks about what a controlling dipshit Logan was being and why the Hell would she miss that? Doesn't she get her fill from K-Ron? Poor dumb Mary Anne. She's such a Goddamn doormat. She switches to complaining about the English assignment and her worries are valid. She worries that she'll get stuck with some asscakes or that she'll be too shy to speak up. I know how that feels because I'm the same way. Anyway, wasn't that an eventful chapter?
Chapter 2!
Zzzzzzz...oh! What? Where am I? Oh, yeah, in the middle of mind-numbing exposition that I've read a million times before. Skim skim skim. Stacey is apparently the pinacle of style in that she sometimes paints a heart on her nails. Yeah, that's so impressive.
Chapter 3!
The first Korman sitting job so, Hell no. I offer you this instead.
Chapter 4!
Oh, my God! More fucking exposition?! Skim! Okay, so at a BSC meeting, Jessi is telling the stupidest jokes this side of Laffy Taffy and Kristy busts her lip because the meeting, dammit! They discuss the 'problem' with the Kormans and Jesus Christ, this is dull! Sorry if this snark is super short but nothing is happening!
Chapter 5!
It's the day that they'll be seperated into their work groups and MA is wangsting. She prays to get paired with the BSC but realises that's like winning the lottery-hey! They totally did win the lottery that time! But she knows that's not likely to happen. At lunch we get some confusion about Kristy bringing lunch and then making gross comments about the hot lunch. Uh, I thought that she bought the hot lunch just to make gross comments. This is why your ghosties need cheat sheets, Ann! Your readers notice this shit!
They start discussing who they might study and mention real authors along with fake ones. Claud mentions Danielle Steele and doesn't she just write schlocky romance novels? Who'd study her? Also I don't buy Claudia knowing non-Nancy Drew authors for a second. They laugh about Alan having to read girl puberty stuff if he gets Judy Blume. They mention that she wrote bra stuff in Are You There, God? It's Me Margaret but no mention of the period stuff. I'm convinced everyone in Stoneybrook has Barbie doll anatomies. So, Mary Anne is cheered by the thought of studying someone she really likes.
When they all gather in the cafeteria later MA finds out she'll be studying the non-existent Meghan Rinehart. This is one of her fave authors so she's thrilled as Hell. Eh, I would be too. She checks who else is in her group and it's Miranda Shillaber, Pete Black and...Logan. Dun dun dunnnn! MA goes to her locker and is of course, crying. Dawn finds her and asks her what's the matter. In a total bitch move, she smiles and giggles while asking her if she got grouped with Alan. Your sister is crying and you think that thought of her being upset by something is funny. I hate you so much Schafer, you organic brillo tampon.
MA tells her that she has to work with Logan and Dawn sympathises. Or at least pretends to. Every since Dawn's Wicked Step-sister I don't believe a thing she says when it comes to sympathy. Now, not gonna lie, but working with your ex that you're not on good terms with would suck. But that doesn't mean that MA isn't annoying. But again, I'm pretty anti-relationship. Romantic ones anyway. I love me some platonic love! Dawn tells her she'll manage and MA boards the nope ship.