I'm not sure what the process is, but I know you do maple sugaring IN THE FRICKIN' DEAD OF WINTER!!! Sheesh, hasn't Kristy read Little House in the Big Woods?
They go inside and Kristy gets her mom’s juicer and juices an apple to make cider.
Has no one told this girl the difference between apple cider and apple juice?
Brilliant snark... someone really just needs to sit Kristy down and say 'you're overstepping, you're being selfish and you need to calm down. Now go do your homework and stop worrying about the kids of Stoneybrook. They will be just fine without you sticking your nose in the middle of it.'
Not to mention a 'block party' usually means for the people on a specific block. The people who live on the same street as I do, but north of the main road of the subdivision had a block party on Sunday.
You think anyone who lives below that main road was invited? Try... NO.
Kristy is upset that she can’t find any peace and quiet in a mansion. That’s right, she said mansion. But she’s not a rich snob or anything. In fact, she has the attitude that people who like nice things and designer outfits and change their underwear more than once a month are horrible snobs. Whenever she pulls that shit, I think about that Gilmore Girls episode where Rory is being a snot to her rich college boyfriend and he finally snaps and yells at her that even though her early childhood wasn't wealthy, SHE IS ONE OF THEM NOW, having gone to a fancy prep school and now Yale on her grandparents' dime. That she doesn't get to be a snotty little bitch with a superiority complex because she has the same advantages as everyone else. I wish someone would give Kristy that lecture
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Whenever she pulls that shit, I think about that Gilmore Girls episode where Rory is being a snot to her rich college boyfriend ...Do I want to know why she was dating somebody she resented for his wealth in the first place?
Jessi, when friendship involves having to worry about whether or not your friend will PHYSICALLY ATTACK YOU for not showing up at a fucking bullshit club meeting, that is NOT a friendship OR a fun club.
To be fair, the book never actually said anything about Jessi cowering in fear, just "(apologizing) every other minute for her ballet conflict."
Mary Anne is the type of girlfriend who calls the cops if her boyfriend says he’ll meet her at ten and he’s five minutes late. That, or she thinks that he’s cheating on her with a sophisticated lady. *cough* Super Special 4, in which Logan didn't meet her when he was supposed to because Hunter had an asthma attack and Dawn forgot to pass on the message and MA automatically assumed that he was standing her up even though he'd never done so in the past.
I’m going to pretend that Janine is Sarah and Charlie is using a code name because he and Janine want to keep their relationship secret from their nosy little sisters. God, can you imagine the intervention if the Cult did find out? They'd probably give Charlie a slide show presentation on how nerdy girls have no souls.
Lindsey says that they can keep playing, and Claudia comes back. She wants to know why they haven’t laid the newspapers down. This has to be lampshade hanging. XD Between the other members finally getting sick of Kristy's dictator behaviour and the kids finally being annoyed by the sitters telling them what activities to do, it's like the first half of this book was written by one of us.
Claudia says she knows her family isn’t into art because they suck, but who else wouldn’t like art aside from her loser family? I'm not gonna lie, the image of Claudia totally going off the deep end in front of seven bemused kids is pretty amusing. "We should totally just STAB JANINE!!!!"
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They go inside and Kristy gets her mom’s juicer and juices an apple to make cider.
Has no one told this girl the difference between apple cider and apple juice?
Brilliant snark... someone really just needs to sit Kristy down and say 'you're overstepping, you're being selfish and you need to calm down. Now go do your homework and stop worrying about the kids of Stoneybrook. They will be just fine without you sticking your nose in the middle of it.'
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You think anyone who lives below that main road was invited? Try... NO.
The Logic, it fails.
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...Do I want to know why she was dating somebody she resented for his wealth in the first place?
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Out of morbid curiosity, what form did this suckery take other than hypocritical reverse snobbery?
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To be fair, the book never actually said anything about Jessi cowering in fear, just "(apologizing) every other minute for her ballet conflict."
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*cough* Super Special 4, in which Logan didn't meet her when he was supposed to because Hunter had an asthma attack and Dawn forgot to pass on the message and MA automatically assumed that he was standing her up even though he'd never done so in the past.
I have an idea for a mean game- let’s shout random sad stuff at Mary Anne and see what makes her cry the hardest.
"Hey Mary Anne, are you excited for Christmas? Oh no, it's a tumour!" I now wish Mary Anne's tears contained of a drug-like substance like Ling-Ling's.
I’m going to pretend that Janine is Sarah and Charlie is using a code name because he and Janine want to keep their relationship secret from their nosy little sisters.
God, can you imagine the intervention if the Cult did find out? They'd probably give Charlie a slide show presentation on how nerdy girls have no souls.
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This has to be lampshade hanging. XD Between the other members finally getting sick of Kristy's dictator behaviour and the kids finally being annoyed by the sitters telling them what activities to do, it's like the first half of this book was written by one of us.
Claudia says she knows her family isn’t into art because they suck, but who else wouldn’t like art aside from her loser family?
I'm not gonna lie, the image of Claudia totally going off the deep end in front of seven bemused kids is pretty amusing. "We should totally just STAB JANINE!!!!"
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