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You know your life is sad as hell when you start dreaming BSC snarkfic.
Yes, folks. I've hit a new low.
In my dream's fic they were going on a Super Special/trip to Mexico. Mary Anne needed an illegal abortion - only it turns out once the procedure gets going, she's not pregnant at all, as you can't get pregnant by your boyfriend popping a boner while you hold hands and closed-mouth kiss. The reason her period isn't here is because no one in the BSC menstruates or even references that it happens.
Meanwhile, Logan wants to take in a donkey show, which horrifies Dawn who starts a one woman protest against the treatment of Mexican donkeys exploited for sex acts. Kristy and Abby start a competition to see who can be the first to sneak back across the border a la illegal immigrants, sort of an obstacle course competition. Stacey falls in love with a drug dealer and unwittingly becomes a drug mule.
I can't remember anyone else's subplots, but I'm sure Claudia had some great outfits and Mallory got a horrible case of traveler's diarrhea. Just guessing there.
Maybe I need to lay off the snark for a while. I think it's getting to me.
Yes, folks. I've hit a new low.
In my dream's fic they were going on a Super Special/trip to Mexico. Mary Anne needed an illegal abortion - only it turns out once the procedure gets going, she's not pregnant at all, as you can't get pregnant by your boyfriend popping a boner while you hold hands and closed-mouth kiss. The reason her period isn't here is because no one in the BSC menstruates or even references that it happens.
Meanwhile, Logan wants to take in a donkey show, which horrifies Dawn who starts a one woman protest against the treatment of Mexican donkeys exploited for sex acts. Kristy and Abby start a competition to see who can be the first to sneak back across the border a la illegal immigrants, sort of an obstacle course competition. Stacey falls in love with a drug dealer and unwittingly becomes a drug mule.
I can't remember anyone else's subplots, but I'm sure Claudia had some great outfits and Mallory got a horrible case of traveler's diarrhea. Just guessing there.
Maybe I need to lay off the snark for a while. I think it's getting to me.