( various Rogue One plot twists that do not make a Tonne of Sense )

I watched and enjoyed Deadpool and it took me about three hours to start feeling vaguely let down.

( things I still love )

Follow up to my "When's the last time you saw 'a boy and his dad go on a life-changing field-trip' movie?" post, After Earth appears to be your next one.

Also, does it seem to anyone else that Will Smith is attempting to make movies in such a way that he doesn't have to put up with any actors?

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Thorin was very handsome. I was satisfied by his level of handsomeness.

Things I can't believe the internet did not warn me about:
( These are basically only costume spoilers, but really, it's The Hobbit. The only spoilers left are costume spoilers. )

You guys, I was going to say about Brave: when's the last time you saw a movie where the plot was "a girl and her mother go on a life-changing field-trip"?

But then I realized the only movie I could think of where the plot was "a boy and his father go on a life-changing field-trip" was Finding Nemo, and really, that misrepresents the plot a bit ( Read more... )

Things about the Avengers movie which it occurs to me I wished to say, but missed in my previous post.

( shoe spoilers! )

So, I went to see the Avengers movie (in glorious 2D) with
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• It is not going to be the epic love-story of Hawkeye and Darcy Lewis.  In fact, it seems as if the film is unaware that Darcy was the heroine of Thor.  Um, excuse me, filmmakers?  Jane is pretty kickass for a scientist, but does she taze a god?  I don't think so.
• It is not going to be the story of how Darcy Lewis bonds with Loki over Lady Gaga and ( Read more... )

Important question: Enter your bets now for which movie opening in 2012 is going to contain the actor who wins the "Most Scenery Chewed" award?

For your consideration:
( embeded trailers )

Through a series of events I honestly don't fully understand, I ended up with tickets to a screening of Haywire, about which the only thing I knew was that it contained Channing Tatum, Michael Fassbender, Ewan McGregor, and Antonio Banderas. (Also Michael Douglas, but does anyone care about that?) Anyway, this seemed like the sort of thing fandom ( Read more... )