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Lois has an infinite supply of those little suits, in any colour that looks good on her.
Here I am, at the airport again, but this time with that Kent loser.
Say, I heard that Bruce Wayne looks like ass.
Ass-tounding, that is!
Phear my widow's peak!
Quick, check my make-up!
Oh wait, sorry, I forgot you're useless.
I'll check my own make-up!
Normally, this would be kind of molest-y, but I'll make an exception since you're pretty.
aaahahaahaa awkward
Why yes, I am the renowned Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane!
Oh, and this is... I'm sorry, I forget what I was saying.
Hi, I'm Clark--
Er, you don't need to bow...
*orchestra plays*
STOP SMILING BRUCE ITS SCARY
There goes the man I'm going to marry!
Lois has an infinite supply of those little suits, in any colour that looks good on her.
Here I am, at the airport again, but this time with that Kent loser.
Say, I heard that Bruce Wayne looks like ass.
Ass-tounding, that is!
Phear my widow's peak!
Quick, check my make-up!
Oh wait, sorry, I forgot you're useless.
I'll check my own make-up!
Normally, this would be kind of molest-y, but I'll make an exception since you're pretty.
aaahahaahaa awkward
Why yes, I am the renowned Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane!
Oh, and this is... I'm sorry, I forget what I was saying.
Hi, I'm Clark--
Er, you don't need to bow...
*orchestra plays*
STOP SMILING BRUCE ITS SCARY
There goes the man I'm going to marry!