[ Have you ever wanted to be an anchorman? Or have the ability to tell it exactly like it is? Well good, because Brofist TV is now the Bro Reports News Station, and all of you are now reporters, both in the studio and LIVE ON THE SCENES of exciting news. Everyone will get a news bulletin and be told to read it. Whatever yours is, it will actually ( Read more... )

[ The first thing you notice is the tacky Halloween deco in your trailer. Fake webs. Plastic spiders. Pumpkins. Then slowly- you realize the web is real. That spider is looking at you. And the pumpkin is laughing. You dash outside, and you see the moon. The moon is way too close- was it always that close? Your friends look like monsters- Are you ( Read more... )

[ iiiit's showtime, everybody! the details of your mission today were not very specific; it mentioned a social activity, which is now revealed as Radric appears on the widescreen above you. he seems enthused, dressed in a red suit with a heart on the collar. ]

Are you searching for variety? Rekindling the flames of your passionate youth? Are you ( Read more... )

[ It's time for the First Annual Brofist Gala! To celebrate over a year of quality programming, the 4th Wall has been DEACTIVATED for the next few days so that invited guests of various other worlds or games can tour the League and visit friends or family or what have you. The main gala is taking place in the sprawling bar and lounge, but visitors ( Read more... )

[ It's letter time, it's letter time! After some consideration, Radric has decided to open up the post office in Wall Market. And you know what that means? It means a big pile of FAAAAN MAAAAIL for every single one of you. Of course since there's a little backed up post, the courier hasn't had time to check it all. There could be letter bombs or ( Read more... )

[ Welcome to your first mission for the Director, known now as Radric. He has located an irregular power source located in a particular dimension. The only catch is that the power source is coming from a derelict ship in deep space... You are outfitted with a RIG, unless you have your own space suit. The portal takes you into the deck of a smaller ( Read more... )

[ Director Radric, as you know him now, has gathered you for an announcement. But instead of going somewhere, there is a kiosk being wheeled out by Teto. She cheerfully waves and begins to explain what you are looking at. The kiosk is a circular table inset with slots holding white Premier Balls, with a red line around the center. ]

Hello, League ( Read more... )

[ The time is now; Under Radric's lead, the group enters the portal... to emerge in something different, entirely new, unknown to them. They were stepping into what some might have called "enemy territory", and the board was not set in their favor ( Read more... )

I have some delightful news, Leaguers and leaguettes! In order to prepare for the coming network sweeps, we're going to try something a little more straightforward this week. I also have a shocking twist in store for you all, but whilst I get things ready...It's Ratings Week!

And that means fun for you all! For the next seven days, you'll be ( Read more... )

[ It's time for a fun little adventure! You've all been given a backpack full of food, survival gear, and a tent. And inside the portal is...!

Jurassic Jungle! There are lizards of every size roaming around the island you'll be stuck on until Monday morning~! ]

Well, isn't this a nice change of scenery? Just you and these dinos for the weekend. ( Read more... )