SHOW #32 // RATINGS WEEK
I have some delightful news, Leaguers and leaguettes! In order to prepare for the coming network sweeps, we're going to try something a little more straightforward this week. I also have a shocking twist in store for you all, but whilst I get things ready...It's Ratings Week!
And that means fun for you all! For the next seven days, you'll be taking a trip to the sunny beaches of Airwaves Island!
[ The video feed shows a resort, warm beaches with crashing waves, sunny blue skies- and best of all, a big catch! ♥ ]
Now, I know some of you are wondering, "Oh, Director! How ever will I get a tan with all those cumbersome clothes on?" Or perhaps you're thinking, "How can I impress the boys when my chest is so flat?"
Being the benevolent leader I am... Well.
Step right inside this week's Portal and see what Airwaves Island has in store for you!
[ In fact, there's something different already. The VOCALOIDS and various cute little robots aren't leading you inside! You ever see that movie I, Robot with Will Smith? It's those guys. They're politely but firmly leading you to your trailer to pack, and then in you go! And once you arrive...!
Bikinis and speedos, that's all you get! The skimpiest stuff you can think of, thank Heavens for towels. And if you had small breasts going in? ... Look at you now. If you already had 'em, all you're getting for a top is a black censor bar. And it's not guaranteed to cover! Also, all the men now have broadswords. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE MANLY that's why. BIKINI SUMMER, BUT IN SPRING! ♥ You're all heading back on the 20th, but until then, have fun, get a nice tan, play some volleyball! And... don't mind the robot photographers. Hey, we've got calendars to sell, okay? ]
And that means fun for you all! For the next seven days, you'll be taking a trip to the sunny beaches of Airwaves Island!
[ The video feed shows a resort, warm beaches with crashing waves, sunny blue skies- and best of all, a big catch! ♥ ]
Now, I know some of you are wondering, "Oh, Director! How ever will I get a tan with all those cumbersome clothes on?" Or perhaps you're thinking, "How can I impress the boys when my chest is so flat?"
Being the benevolent leader I am... Well.
Step right inside this week's Portal and see what Airwaves Island has in store for you!
[ In fact, there's something different already. The VOCALOIDS and various cute little robots aren't leading you inside! You ever see that movie I, Robot with Will Smith? It's those guys. They're politely but firmly leading you to your trailer to pack, and then in you go! And once you arrive...!
Bikinis and speedos, that's all you get! The skimpiest stuff you can think of, thank Heavens for towels. And if you had small breasts going in? ... Look at you now. If you already had 'em, all you're getting for a top is a black censor bar. And it's not guaranteed to cover! Also, all the men now have broadswords. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE MANLY that's why. BIKINI SUMMER, BUT IN SPRING! ♥ You're all heading back on the 20th, but until then, have fun, get a nice tan, play some volleyball! And... don't mind the robot photographers. Hey, we've got calendars to sell, okay? ]