Just before I left I walked up to his stall and whispered, "Thank you, butthead," because if I spoke any louder my voice would waver ( Read more... )

Damn it, George. Why do you have to be such a butthead?  Now I won't be able to enjoy your particular brand of mischevious asshole.  See, by tormenting the newbies you only get yourself in trouble ( Read more... )