HERE ARE SOME HAIKUS ABOUT SEX AND THE CITY

[brightair]

in case anyone was concerned that i wasn't really letting out my creative spirit

carrie got email
dumb shoegal at AOL
“I MISS YOU AIDAN”

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samantha in a
gaylationship with crazy
brazilian lady

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yo carrie, why you
so cheesy. you layin it on
way too thick girl

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i think some runner
wants miranda to lick his
butt. and she isn’t down.

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is throwing rocks at
someone’s window really the
adult thing to do?

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carrie bradshaw- so
many shoes and so little
sense or dignity

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prosthetic nipples?
you’re fucking kidding me- that’s
kind of excessive