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Today, the ever eventful day, saw me finish my interview editing and have a high hope for coursework success. Thats about it, except for my serious phase-out when Emily tried to say "hi." I ignored that sucker like a Party Political Broadcast, yo!
I can't remember the name of my invention section, so ill call it invention #2
#2
'The Stay Cold Pillow-Cover'
Are you tired of constantly turning the pillow over in bed at night to get the cold side against your face??
I am!
Thats why i invented the Stay Cold Pillow-Cover! No longer will you be tossing and turning like a...masturbating...wheel.
How does it work, im guessing you're asking?!
Well my friends, built into the pillow cover is a miniscule ventilator that easily secures with masking tape to a tube that is connected to a pump that you have to operate with your own foot while you sleep.
It's SOOOOO in right now!
And it could be yours for only £10!!!
Did i say 10??? I meant £30!!!!!!
Limited stock (1), buy now NOW NOW!!!!
I can't remember the name of my invention section, so ill call it invention #2
#2
'The Stay Cold Pillow-Cover'
Are you tired of constantly turning the pillow over in bed at night to get the cold side against your face??
I am!
Thats why i invented the Stay Cold Pillow-Cover! No longer will you be tossing and turning like a...masturbating...wheel.
How does it work, im guessing you're asking?!
Well my friends, built into the pillow cover is a miniscule ventilator that easily secures with masking tape to a tube that is connected to a pump that you have to operate with your own foot while you sleep.
It's SOOOOO in right now!
And it could be yours for only £10!!!
Did i say 10??? I meant £30!!!!!!
Limited stock (1), buy now NOW NOW!!!!