Ill
I am ill. I dislike being ill, because it threatens to ruin all the things i do to make me cool, like...smoke, and...run in running races.
Today i watched StreetFighter2 (The Manga Version) ((again)) and went to the pub at lunchtime. I played Championship manager with Chris and that was my day. Plus lots of coughing and sniffling.
#3 The De-Sniffler
A clever device that fits easily into the nostril that constantly vacuums mucus out of your nose throughout the day/week/year. It will run on Plutonium and cost a mere £7 from local pharmacists. It is powered by guinea pig and it attaches to the nostril with superglue. All day long it will leave you mucusless and able to participate in running races and smoking.
Today i watched StreetFighter2 (The Manga Version) ((again)) and went to the pub at lunchtime. I played Championship manager with Chris and that was my day. Plus lots of coughing and sniffling.
#3 The De-Sniffler
A clever device that fits easily into the nostril that constantly vacuums mucus out of your nose throughout the day/week/year. It will run on Plutonium and cost a mere £7 from local pharmacists. It is powered by guinea pig and it attaches to the nostril with superglue. All day long it will leave you mucusless and able to participate in running races and smoking.