Gerra Naircut

May 10, 2004 21:29

The other day i was walking through college when some youths sat in a car by the construction block shouted "Gerra Naircut." I can only assume that Gerra Naircut was a great foreign ruler of some time that was kind of short, wore baggy clothes and had relatively long hair. Because it definitely wasn't English they were shouting. Maybe Gerra Naircut means "Hello" in some kind of foreign language also? I'd like to think the former....

Went to Redz with PJ today and i kicked his ass, but he didnt watch any of my good shots. He then claimed he played better than me. Still, i know the truth.

Pub Quiz was shite, 23 out of 40.

In other news, i've decided to change my word-of-the-day section to my entries. I will replace it with

GREAT IDEAS PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY THOUGHT OF WITHOUT ME KNOWING ABOUT IT...YET!

so

GREAT IDEAS PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY THOUGHT OF WITHOUT ME KNOWING ABOUT IT...YET!..#1

They should make a washing machine that washes people. It would come complete with nose plugs and eye protectors, with frequent breaks for breathing purposes. Everyone would have a custom made one that moulds their body AND GROWS WHEN YOU DO, and have 3 different sections that wash, rinse and dry.

This would have many benefits as it would eliminate towels, the airing cupboards greatest foe, and also you would be safe in the knowledge that the hair in the bottom was your own. It would always be available, and it could fold down to the size of a packet of tictacs for mobility. An average cycle would take 0.86 seconds to complete.

And you would never have to change your clothes because you can wash those at the same time.

I doubt anyone actually thought of that even if i didnt know about it...
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