Pride And A Big Dick

Jan 12, 2008 03:13

puertorean: brad...
puertorean: ever hear of mr hands?
Bradford D. Smith II: ?
Bradford D. Smith II: no I havent
puertorean: don't.
puertorean: do it.
puertorean: spare yourself the trouble.
puertorean: just don't do it.
Bradford D. Smith II: why?
Bradford D. Smith II: who is that
Bradford D. Smith II: a band or something?
puertorean: it's like feltch.
puertorean: you don't wanna know.
Bradford D. Smith II: oh
Bradford D. Smith II: we are on the XXX stuff
puertorean: oh it's beyond XXX
puertorean: oh...
Bradford D. Smith II: are you like sticking your hand down their throat
puertorean: no.
puertorean: it's a video that's floating online.
Bradford D. Smith II: slap ups?
Bradford D. Smith II: oh
Bradford D. Smith II: wow
puertorean: sorta like 2 girls 1 cup...
Bradford D. Smith II: I guess youve seen it
puertorean: i saw reaction videos
puertorean: i dont wanna see the actual video.
Bradford D. Smith II: wow
Bradford D. Smith II: mr hands??
puertorean: mr hands.
puertorean: leave it alone brad
Bradford D. Smith II: whats it about?
puertorean: some dude going into a horse stall and has anal sex with a horse.. with him being catcher.
Bradford D. Smith II: oooh
Bradford D. Smith II: I see
Bradford D. Smith II: wow
puertorean: yes...
Bradford D. Smith II: that doesnt sound bad
puertorean: the reaction video say otherwise.
puertorean: a horse's dick is huge...
Bradford D. Smith II: well of course
Bradford D. Smith II: its a HORSE
puertorean: now imagine it going into a mans rectum... and i don't mean a tip.. i mean the whole dick..
puertorean: going back and forth into the man...
puertorean: it's not a pretty sight.
puertorean: he dies from it too.
Bradford D. Smith II: oh he does?
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHA
puertorean: yup yup
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: Im laughin so hard Im drooling
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
puertorean: it's rated in the world's top 5 disturbing videos
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: oh man
puertorean: you're gonna go look for it now aren't you..
Bradford D. Smith II: oh geez
2:30 AM
Bradford D. Smith II: nah
Bradford D. Smith II: what I got from you is more than enough
Bradford D. Smith II: comedy
puertorean: that shit was nasty from me..
puertorean: for me..
Bradford D. Smith II: comedy
Bradford D. Smith II: especially the death
puertorean: now people are like you need to watch 2 girls 1 cup.
Bradford D. Smith II: I think that is what made me laugh the most
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: thought he was strong
puertorean: nah..
puertorean: he couldn't handle it..
Bradford D. Smith II: couldnt handle the horse dick
Bradford D. Smith II: ***** died
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
puertorean: horse broke him
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: finished him off
puertorean: ruptured his small intestines... blew up the boy's colon
puertorean: he might have survived, but i hear he was too embarrassed to go to a hospital.
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: WHHHHAAAA
Bradford D. Smith II: pride and a big dick took him out
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
puertorean: that's just nasty.
Bradford D. Smith II: pride and a big dick
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: took
Bradford D. Smith II: him
Bradford D. Smith II: out!
puertorean: boy... started a new saying..
puertorean: don't be mr hands..
2:35 AM
Bradford D. Smith II: I know!
Bradford D. Smith II: oh man
Bradford D. Smith II: pride and a big dick
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: man you me and khalil need to be having a funny ass conversation about this
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: the jokes would be endless
puertorean: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: damn I miss our get togethers when shit as funny as this happens
Bradford D. Smith II: man
Bradford D. Smith II: tooooo funny
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: I cant stop saying "pride and a big dick"
Bradford D. Smith II: that shit is so funny
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: DONE!!!!
puertorean: you got me rollin
Bradford D. Smith II: Im DYING over here
Bradford D. Smith II: cant stop laughing
puertorean: pride... with that big dick... you don't want it!
Bradford D. Smith II: dont want it
Bradford D. Smith II: you DONT want it
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: DONE!
Bradford D. Smith II: boy had too much pride to seek medical attention
puertorean: he walked in that bitch like.. i could handle it.
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: oh geez
puertorean: boy was done!
puertorean: they were like... you look like you need to go to a hospital.
puertorean: he wheezed out.. "i'm good."
2:40 AM
Bradford D. Smith II: Im trying to type
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: IM GOOD
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: Im aiiight
Bradford D. Smith II: get yah hands off me...Im aiight
puertorean: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: just need to sit down...
Bradford D. Smith II: wait nevermind
puertorean: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: whooo shit
puertorean: lol
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: I dont feel so good
Bradford D. Smith II: whoo my stomach
puertorean: you sure you don't wanna go to a hospital b?
puertorean: that was a big dick
Bradford D. Smith II: hahaha
Bradford D. Smith II: I know...and I took that shit
Bradford D. Smith II: so Im good
Bradford D. Smith II: hahaha
Bradford D. Smith II: whooo fuck
puertorean: lol
puertorean: let me take a nap..
Bradford D. Smith II: let me just lay down for a bit
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
puertorean: lol
Bradford D. Smith II: thats when he dies
Bradford D. Smith II: HAHAHA
puertorean: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
puertorean: they're like come on we gotta go!
puertorean: the farmer's comin!
puertorean: the boy is gone!
Bradford D. Smith II: hahahaha
Bradford D. Smith II: he gave it up
Bradford D. Smith II: gave up the ghost
Bradford D. Smith II: LL
Bradford D. Smith II: LOL
Bradford D. Smith II: ***** gave up the ghost
puertorean: the horse is just lookin for round 2.
Bradford D. Smith II: he was like" here you can take that shit"
Bradford D. Smith II: Im through
puertorean: lol
puertorean: st peter at the gates just lookin at mr hands.
Bradford D. Smith II: got me coughin up phlegm
puertorean: oh lord..

Man.  The highlight of freakin January 11, 2008.  Thank you Berto!

-ending-

dont be mr. hands

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