OMG!!~
so today i was really depressed and i called anna and may-lo and made them come over to cheer me up. i was happy to see them at first but they brought ice cream with them! omg, don't they know i'm on a diet? i bet anna has joined may-lo on her scheme to make me fat!
"i dont believe this, i ask to be cheered up and you try to make me fat instead!" i yelled "i dont know why i bother being friends with you!!"
they got really pissed off and left but they left the ice cream behind in the kitchen. what cud a gurl do, i had to eat it. afterwards i was feeling really fat and cried for myself even more, but i was still craving ice cream, so i called derek and asked if he wanted to join me at dippy's ice cream parlor tonight and he said yes!!!
so i rushed around finding the perfect outfit (yellow tank top and a short skirt that emphasizes my booty hahaha) and put on sum matching yellow makeup and then went to dippy's ice cream parlor. i thought that when derek arrived we could order a big banana split and share it and then i could tell him my feelings for him, it would've been so romantic hahaha
but then he brought his LITTLE BROTHER along! can u imagine, this hottie derek walks in carrying this smelly little toddler! i was sooo pissed, because obviously i cud not tell him my feelings when he was babysitting his little brother. derek didnt notice my hott outfit at all! at least, he didnt notice it until his stupid little brother dribbled ice cream all over my funky shorts! derek quickly apologised and ran out of the store with his brother, leaving me eating this giant banana split by myself. he never returned, i had to pay the bill myself!!! i am total feminist, except for when it comes to things like paying for meals and buying roses on valentines day and stuff, a woman shud always be pampered while not paying attention to her man's own desires.
when i called derek he said that he'd gone over to shauna's house because she was helping him babysit. what a bitch, i hope derek's brother pukes on her hair.
oh well not the most successful day ever hahaha. i will tell derek one day that i love him tho. tomorrow!!!!
"i dont believe this, i ask to be cheered up and you try to make me fat instead!" i yelled "i dont know why i bother being friends with you!!"
they got really pissed off and left but they left the ice cream behind in the kitchen. what cud a gurl do, i had to eat it. afterwards i was feeling really fat and cried for myself even more, but i was still craving ice cream, so i called derek and asked if he wanted to join me at dippy's ice cream parlor tonight and he said yes!!!
so i rushed around finding the perfect outfit (yellow tank top and a short skirt that emphasizes my booty hahaha) and put on sum matching yellow makeup and then went to dippy's ice cream parlor. i thought that when derek arrived we could order a big banana split and share it and then i could tell him my feelings for him, it would've been so romantic hahaha
but then he brought his LITTLE BROTHER along! can u imagine, this hottie derek walks in carrying this smelly little toddler! i was sooo pissed, because obviously i cud not tell him my feelings when he was babysitting his little brother. derek didnt notice my hott outfit at all! at least, he didnt notice it until his stupid little brother dribbled ice cream all over my funky shorts! derek quickly apologised and ran out of the store with his brother, leaving me eating this giant banana split by myself. he never returned, i had to pay the bill myself!!! i am total feminist, except for when it comes to things like paying for meals and buying roses on valentines day and stuff, a woman shud always be pampered while not paying attention to her man's own desires.
when i called derek he said that he'd gone over to shauna's house because she was helping him babysit. what a bitch, i hope derek's brother pukes on her hair.
oh well not the most successful day ever hahaha. i will tell derek one day that i love him tho. tomorrow!!!!