STILL havent got an answer from derek. soooo annoying!!
omg today when i was eating lunch out with ma gurlzz i fell off a chair because my ass was too big and fell right on the floor hahaha. it was right in front of my friends too! but it doesn't matter because i love my friends, and they don't care what kind of stupid shit i do because they love me too, even though they keep trying to make me fat.
i think i heard lucy mutter "fat ass" when i was getting up but it's ok, i forgive her. beyonce has a fat ass and look where she is now :D
anywayzz the gurls all ordered pizza for lunch and it's not like they have diet pizza so i ordered a salad. they all start whining about how i'm no fun to be with any more and i was like, "all you girls ever do is bitch and whine, if you wanna come apologise to me i'll be at home crying!" so i stormed home and waited inside the front door just in case they followed me home to apologise but they didn't the bitches!! omg i am SOOOO not gonna be there for them next time they start acting like crybabies! so i went to the kitchen and my mom's cooking a fucking pizza! of course i couldnt say no so i ate the whole thing and then felt really fat so went to put on some jogging clothes.
i dont fit my old tracksuit anymore, i dont know why my diet regime doesnt seem to be working, so i wore this oversized grey tracksuit that looked like a pair of gross pyjamas, but i figure no one will see me jogging so out the door i go.. and guess who i run into? DEREK!!
"omg!!!" i said then figure there's no time like the present to tell him that i love him, because scene teen magazine's horoscope told me to go for whatever my heart desires or in will regret it forever, and the hororscopes are never wrong lol. so i asked derek if we could talk.
"what up bitch" he said and my heart started flip flopping, he's so sexy when he says that hahaha.
"well derek you are so perfect," i said. "yeah ok u piss me off sometimes but in the end your fat gold chains and your giant shorts and du-rags are beautiful and you will always make me happy. don't you know how amazing it is to see you in a club bling blingin away to that awesome music, it's sooo like that beyonce song where she's singing about being so crazy in love. derek you have changed my life and made me see things in a whole new way and i will always love you." he had this weird look on this face, i thought it meant he realised he loved me too, so i leaned over to kiss him... and then he pushed me away!!
"DAAMNNN bitch!" he said loudly "i can't kiss you, you're wearing yo' mom's freaking pyjamas."
"but i'm wearing strawberry flavoured lip gloss!!!!" i wailed. derek didnt listen though, he got up and walked away leaving me on the street corner crying by myself. and then it started raining but my soul was too broken for me to go back inside so i stayed in the rain until my mascara started running.
i cant believe there was no one to comfort me today, i mean, can't they see how tortured my life is? this really, truly, horribly SUX!!! well tomorrow i will buy a whole new outfit and then go and meet derek, he'll have no excuse not to kiss me next time hahaha
i think i heard lucy mutter "fat ass" when i was getting up but it's ok, i forgive her. beyonce has a fat ass and look where she is now :D
anywayzz the gurls all ordered pizza for lunch and it's not like they have diet pizza so i ordered a salad. they all start whining about how i'm no fun to be with any more and i was like, "all you girls ever do is bitch and whine, if you wanna come apologise to me i'll be at home crying!" so i stormed home and waited inside the front door just in case they followed me home to apologise but they didn't the bitches!! omg i am SOOOO not gonna be there for them next time they start acting like crybabies! so i went to the kitchen and my mom's cooking a fucking pizza! of course i couldnt say no so i ate the whole thing and then felt really fat so went to put on some jogging clothes.
i dont fit my old tracksuit anymore, i dont know why my diet regime doesnt seem to be working, so i wore this oversized grey tracksuit that looked like a pair of gross pyjamas, but i figure no one will see me jogging so out the door i go.. and guess who i run into? DEREK!!
"omg!!!" i said then figure there's no time like the present to tell him that i love him, because scene teen magazine's horoscope told me to go for whatever my heart desires or in will regret it forever, and the hororscopes are never wrong lol. so i asked derek if we could talk.
"what up bitch" he said and my heart started flip flopping, he's so sexy when he says that hahaha.
"well derek you are so perfect," i said. "yeah ok u piss me off sometimes but in the end your fat gold chains and your giant shorts and du-rags are beautiful and you will always make me happy. don't you know how amazing it is to see you in a club bling blingin away to that awesome music, it's sooo like that beyonce song where she's singing about being so crazy in love. derek you have changed my life and made me see things in a whole new way and i will always love you." he had this weird look on this face, i thought it meant he realised he loved me too, so i leaned over to kiss him... and then he pushed me away!!
"DAAMNNN bitch!" he said loudly "i can't kiss you, you're wearing yo' mom's freaking pyjamas."
"but i'm wearing strawberry flavoured lip gloss!!!!" i wailed. derek didnt listen though, he got up and walked away leaving me on the street corner crying by myself. and then it started raining but my soul was too broken for me to go back inside so i stayed in the rain until my mascara started running.
i cant believe there was no one to comfort me today, i mean, can't they see how tortured my life is? this really, truly, horribly SUX!!! well tomorrow i will buy a whole new outfit and then go and meet derek, he'll have no excuse not to kiss me next time hahaha