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[bootme]

In case anyone has ever wondered, homocidal owls do not get any nicer if you try the tactic of talking to them nicely, rather than calling them bloody featherbrained clods and throwing things at them.

I barely have the market cornered on homocidal creatures these days, but it was a statement I felt like making stand.

I also severely do not feel

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[fletchfinchley]

You don't feel like complaining?

Are you feeling all right?

[bootme]

Fine. The dementa pralox and malaria went away mid morning and the blood loss from the owl bites was fleeting. I'm just beginning to consider myself a parody of myself.

[fletchfinchley]

Pralox?? At this point I'm not even going to bother attempting to correct your Latin anymore.

So what were you trying to catch your owl for?

[bootme]

Whatever.

And I was feeling masochistic and the exploding bottle of needles didn't quite cover it for me today. Usually my finds are better than that.

[purepansy]

HELLO, BOOT!!!!

Draco's majestic male eagle owl once fancied my grandmother's spectacled owl, who was also a male!!!!

[bootme]

My father's barn owl, Tyto, once stole away one of those pigeon scaring owl statues from the top of a post office. But he's always been rather stupid.

[purepansy]

Homocidal owls are most often stupid as well as being homocidal, so I'm not surprised.

[bootme]

Tyto's not that homocidal, he's just dumb as the proverbial post. He's actually rather kind, for his stealing ways.

It's Strix that's homocidal.