Filthy Clusterfuck porn, with no excuses. Would have been very chic here roundabout 2007.

Title: Into Trouble
Pairing: Dee Plume/Julian Barratt, Dee Plume/Julian Barratt/Melvis Crawford, Dee Plume/Noel Fielding
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards ( Read more... )

Title: A Bit Rubbish, 4/?
Summary: Dennis comes back from the bathroom and gets back into bed
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Spoilers: it was Dennis that Vince heard going ‘Oh.’
Length: another 1750-ish words
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit, don’t sue, this didn’t really happen although it would have been nice if it had
Notes: I am warming to this ( Read more... )

Title: Enigma Variations, 8/?: Through a glass, darkly
Summary: A bit of smut. A bit of magic. And a bit of chatting. Not necessarily in that order
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: See Summary
Length: about 2300 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with now and again (and again and again and again). For twisted ( Read more... )

Title: Enigma Variations, 5b/?: The Colours of You (Items 3 and onwards)
Summary: Smut, and shower times
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: See Summary
Length: about 3300 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with now and again (and again and again and again). For twisted love, not for profit
Notes: Here you go, smut ( Read more... )

Title: Buried Deep, part 4/?
Summary: The morning after the night before. The boys are wondering what happens next
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Only for high sugar content
Spoilers: Nobody is wearing pyjamas at any point in this chapter
Length: about 3650 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with every now and again. For ( Read more... )

Title: Burn Scar
Pairing or Characters: Vince/Howard
Summary: The story behind Vince’s burn scar, or answer to the question “Under what circumstances does one possibly get pissed then fall asleep while using Nicky Clarke hair straighteners?”
Word Count: 1456
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Challenge: n/a. This is a birthday present to bluestocking79, who ( Read more... )

Title: Dressing Room
Pairing: Noelian
Rating: NC-17 (Just to be safe)
Warnings: Slash, Fluffy
Disclaimer. I don't own anyone, not for profit, not my property etc. Just a bit of dirty fun.
Word Count: 1,860
Notes: This is my first fic ever. Feedback is greatly appreciated, unbeta'd.

( Sorry! I forgot the lj cut! )

FILTH! Utter filth!!
Hello again, Can't believe it's been a week already.
Well this has been sitting in my scrapebook for awhile now, so I think it's about time I showed it to you. This was drawn on Paint.
Hope you like.
FILTH!

Fandom: The Mighty Boosh
Characters: Howard and Vince.
Warnings: Blowjob. That is all.
Rating: NC-17

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Title: Man to Man
Authors: eggnogged and the_reverand
Fandom: Darkplace
Pairing: Dean Learner/Todd Rivers (teensy-tiny glimpse of OFC/Dean)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~4500
Disclaimer: We don't own them.
Notes: This is mine and eggnogged's little love dirty smut-child. She thought we should write filth together, and as we're both fans of MOAR AYOADE and MATT-FUCKING-BERRY, she ( Read more... )