Filthy Clusterfuck porn, with no excuses. Would have been very chic here roundabout 2007.

Title: Into Trouble
Pairing: Dee Plume/Julian Barratt, Dee Plume/Julian Barratt/Melvis Crawford, Dee Plume/Noel Fielding
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards ( Read more... )

Title: Enigma Variations, 5b/?: The Colours of You (Items 3 and onwards)
Summary: Smut, and shower times
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: See Summary
Length: about 3300 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with now and again (and again and again and again). For twisted love, not for profit
Notes: Here you go, smut ( Read more... )

Title: Buried Deep, part 3/?
Summary: Sleeping bag sexytimes. No plot
Rating: NC-17 but not drastically so
Warnings: Bring your own bucket to puke in. This is snuggly to the point of nausea
Spoilers: See Summary
Length: about 1000 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with every now and again. For twisted love, not ( Read more... )

Title: Dressing Room
Pairing: Noelian
Rating: NC-17 (Just to be safe)
Warnings: Slash, Fluffy
Disclaimer. I don't own anyone, not for profit, not my property etc. Just a bit of dirty fun.
Word Count: 1,860
Notes: This is my first fic ever. Feedback is greatly appreciated, unbeta'd.

( Sorry! I forgot the lj cut! )