for those who know me in real life, you know that i really am an accident waiting to happen. you will be one of the many who have seen my bruises and have said any or all of the following
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You got a magnet up your nose when you were NINETEEN?
I mean, to be fair, I wet the bed at nineteen (and I wasn't drunk or anything), but there must be a story there...
Oh and also: did you pass the magnet?
A favourite injury of mine: smashing my head down onto my knee during a particulary awesome dance move in a particularly awesome dance jury in theatre school.
it certainly wasn't my finest moments (or maybe it was). it was a fake nose ring - the "stud" sat on the outside of your nose, held in place by a magnet on the inside. in retrospect, it was a dumb idea to buy it from that kiosk in the mall. i had read all the dos and don'ts of the magnet (don't wear when sleeping or when you are sick) and thought it would be fine. i was wearing it the next day and it was rainy and chilly outside (it was november) and i get sniffly in that weather and i had a little sniff and then the "stud" fell into my lap and i said, "i think i sniffed the magnet up my nose
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I identify.
I have a mystery bruise, sore, on the top of my foot at present. No recollection of what I dropped on it.
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I mean, to be fair, I wet the bed at nineteen (and I wasn't drunk or anything), but there must be a story there...
Oh and also: did you pass the magnet?
A favourite injury of mine: smashing my head down onto my knee during a particulary awesome dance move in a particularly awesome dance jury in theatre school.
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As someone who once suffered from chronic sinusitus, I sympathize greatly with the whole "pressing on the sinuses" thing. Ouch.
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