In Which We Assert Our Dominance
What ho! I can't install new packages or remove old ones because a package is broken? And "sudo apt-get install -f" will not tell me which is it? And synaptic will tell me that something is broken but pull up nothing under the "broken" filter and give me errors when I try to repair? And aptitude is apparently really, really wonky today?
You cannot outwit me, package management system. Mplayer, in the bowels of /lib, with the spontaneous fracture!
Oh ho, still won't let me fix it, will you? Well, "sudo dkpg -r1," bitches. Blam! I think I need a Baramos icon because I am feasting on your innards.
1Coming around to this solution took a shamefully large chunk of my afternoon. It's the little victories that count.
You cannot outwit me, package management system. Mplayer, in the bowels of /lib, with the spontaneous fracture!
Oh ho, still won't let me fix it, will you? Well, "sudo dkpg -r1," bitches. Blam! I think I need a Baramos icon because I am feasting on your innards.
1Coming around to this solution took a shamefully large chunk of my afternoon. It's the little victories that count.