To Cross Fandom Streams, "Mischief Managed"

[bonelesspuppy]

Advent Children and a file of subtitles sit patiently on my hard drive, waiting for me to go home, make popcorn, seclude myself, and turn into a raging dork. I can't believe it's been eight years since the game came out, folks. I feel old. I feel even older knowing that some of those damn kids with their music got to see pirated copies of this thing before me, even though they were still decoding the tales of Dick and Jane when the Playstation launched. Some days, I just want to club those jackanapes with a one-button joystick.

But enough of that. Countdown till I get to see Tifa with a boob reduction and a pair of pants. Or at least shorts. Short pants.