My slightly over excited fangirly review of The Wasp And The Unicorn. Also, how much better is that title than EVERY OTHER ONE this series so far - it didn't tell us any vital plot lines *coughDoctor'sDaughtercough* - and it's just cool!
- 'And a hint of mint - must be the 1920's' Yes Donna, the Doctor can't do that cause he's brilliant!
- Love the jaunty music and the car!
- 'Trouble is we haven't been invited. Oh I forgot, yes we have' *waggles Psychic paper* I love the Psychic Paper. I wants some!
- It was Professer Peach, in the libaray, with the lead piping, by a GIANT FUCK OFF WASP. Yay! Incidently, I may have to put a GFOW card in my Cluedo game.
- Don't like Donna's dress
- 'Topping day, what. Spiffing, top ho!' 'No, no, no, no; don't do that.' I love little falshbacks to previous epsides - Rose in Tooth and Claw and Martha in the Shakespeare Code!
- 'Funny place to wear pearls' *Gigglesnort* My reaction exactly
- 'All the decent men are on the other bus.' 'Or Timelords' I'm sorry WHAT? That could so easily be misinterpreted as the Doctor outing himself. I know how it's supposed to be read, but I am rejecting your canon, and inserting my own theory. Ok? Good.
- I don't know why, but I just love it when shows put spinning newspapers in, haha.
- LOLOL. How convenient - his watch broke as he fell. Haha. I love that in stories
- Yay for Donna - I love how she just states what we're all thinking. Ok, I will admit it, I do actaully quite like Donna now.
- 'I mean thats like meeting Charles Dickens and he's surrounded by ghosts. At Christmas.' *Snort* cause that would NEVER happen... *Yay for episodes filmed in Monmouth, that I watched last week!*
- Haha at 10s smiley happy face and then SMACKDOWN from Agatha.
- It was at this point I went - IT WAS THE REVEREND. For no other reason than everyone one else had picked someone whodunnit, and I hadn't, and the Reverend hadn't been picked :D
- 'Constitutional' eh... Alone, eh...
- Toilet jarred, and WTF with the gun? I guessed she was the Unicorn.
- Haha, nice reminiscing
- Charlemagne kidnapped by an insane computer? LOL WHAT?
- 'I've got a good memory' ILU David!
- Also 10 has pretty hair in this ep.
- 'MAIDEN!' Had me giggling like a 10 year old for about 5 minutes. I don't even know why it's so funny. But it is. 'Wha's at mean?'
- 'Ah weel find you wiz mah amazing powers of detection' Hahahaha
- OH DEAR GOD I FUCKING HATE WASPS
- No Donna, it's not impossible, just highly improbable
- 'What do you mean 'a giant wasp'?' 'I mean a WASP that's GIANT.' I love how Donna says this :D
- 'When I say giant, I don't mean big, I mean FLIPPING ENORMOUS'
- Ooops. Bye bye Mrs Housekeeper Lady
- 'Show yourself - oh, thats just cheating.'
- What gay subtext in the Whoniverse?
- 'A younger prettier woman. Isn't that always the way?' 'Well, mine was with a giant spider, but same difference'
- Unimpressed Butler is unimpressed with the Doctor
- Charades - Donna is doing it oh so very wrong. 'HARVEY WALLBANGER? HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD?'
- 'I need salt.' 'How abut this?' 'Waht is it?' 'Salt' 'No, thats too salty.' *Snort*
- Haha, that kiss was fantastic. I love everything about this scene. EVERYTHING! And no, I do not ship Doctor-Donna - 10/Rose all the way - but I just loved it, haha!
- 'I must do that more often' *shocked/unimpressed/slightly worried Donna* 'I mean the, the detox.'
- Oh dear - dramatic music says someone is going to die...
- 'Well, we know the Butler didn't do it...' Boyfriend proved oh so wrong!
- Is that a bread knife? It doesn't look very sharp... That must have hurt
- Yay for dramatic-in-front-of-the-fireplace speeches
- I honestly didn't see that coming!
- 'I'm British - I carry on'
- 'It was you Donna Noble.' 'What - Who did I kill?' I love Donna in this scene! 'So is SHE the murderer?'
- WHUT? Absorbed the works of Agatha Christie how?
- Can the Doctor drive? Have we ever seen him drive before?
- YAY. Drowned wasp. Would have been better if it was in a giant glass of beer. Trapped by a giant beer mat. Haha
- How is it connected to Agatha? I doooon't understand this bit.
- How convenient - he has the exact right book!
- Best selling novelist of all time? REALLY? Over Shakespeare or Dickens
I WANT NEXT WEEK TO NOT BE CRAPPY EUROVISION. I want Moffat's episode[s]. Stay out the shadows = Whatever you do - don't blink.
So in summary - I LOVED that episode. It was silly, it didn't make an awful lot of sense, and it was BRILLIANT.
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