I'm ThE oNe WhO's KiCkIn ThAt CoKe MaChInE
Ok bitches so it's been like a month and a half since I've updated and I don't even know where to start ...
Went downtown on Monday night with Tim, Christine, and Caroline and got piss ass drunk... Shitttt def not worth the headache, but the little bastard said it was pretty funny when I was running up and down the hallway asking if people were going to pick up their chinese food..
Hello this is Sue Lee calling from Panda. You Wing ting chicken and fwied rice is ready for pick up. Us no deliver you pick up..
Mmmm but def did try a couple of chocolate martinis for da first time and they were amazing!! Dude I'm such a fucking faggot... Haha as Ashley says: I live for the nights I can't remember... Ok actually it would be the night I can't remember porque I'd never gotten that drunk before.. Alright moving on
Actually started workin' out this work for like the first time eva!! Haha Freeze, hour long phone calls while watchin' Maury... When's your mom gonna invite me over so I can wax her back?? Ewww I can't believe your mom fucking honked at those guys when we drove passed and they waved at us and I was getting all spastic and TOTALLY waved back... Haha you faggot me gusta el shot glass especially the mother of all of 'em!! Partay at my house this weekend! And def loved it when your sister got fuckin' kicked outta the house - cause that made me piss in my pants sooo fucking much! Haha I love ya my fat ass.
Ok now that that's done, my parents and I went down to Robinson, Ill last weekend for a wedding and holy shit this place is like seriously hicksville. There were like random oil things everywhere and the coolest place to hang out on a Saturday was at the Walmart... Yea def the whole thing was an experience cause we were considered the big city folks and there were even some people at the reception in jeans... But it was all good because Kelsie was the flower girl and she looked soooo adorable when she was walking and throwing flower petals.... And she's totally going into Kindergarten in like a week.. I feel old damn it
Had to wake up early this morning porque I had a dance competition in Milwaukee. Who the hell wakes up at 5 in the morning? I mean come on.. Passed by Shauna's house and saw her bug... Once we got there it was fun because we had a lot of time to just goof off and then by the time we danced and got results it was still pretty early. Actually it wasn't that bad so i most def can't complain.
Alright I am fuckin' tired and def done with this for now... Lata bitches!