Steady -- Are you ready?
Wow updating two days in a row, that's a new record for me! So I forgot to mention the funniest thing that happened Fri night. Freeze, Whitney, and I went to see Princess Diaries 2 and after Cynthia Ann and I went to get Chinese food with her mom and her grandma and I kept calling the lady Lee Lee. Anyways I didn't know what kinda food I liked so I called my mom and asked her and she gave me like a list of the WHOLE freakin menu so I was like screw that and I just made up what I was gonna order.... Damn it I shoulda gotten the Combination Artichoke Ding --- How big is it?? I dunno Freeze why don't you freakin' ask how big her ding is... Haha ok then we went to her uncle's house and I kept eating and eating and eating and her mom was makin' fun of me cause I was like a one man eating machine. Def rocked the Law and Order SVU after!! Haha but too bad we couldn't finish porque I had to shower and get tanned for my competition yesterday... and then I totally had a shit attack when her mom was getting gas!! Haha I had to ask the guy at the counter for the bathroom key and I had to walk past all these homeless people before I could get to the UNISEX room as we now call it ---- And of course the lights had to go out and I was totally afraid that one of the hobos was gonna try and like rape me or something so I called the Freeze and she and her mom had to wait outside the b-room in their car.... HAHAHA dude that was amazing!! It's only a one person thing though and I'm sorry you couldn't join in Cynthia Ann... Donde esta Goobs on that one?
Went to the Shaumburg Flyers game today with like every single member of my family and their brother. It was actually a lot of fun and we saw about 45092835423 million people we knew which was kinda creepy. Ate too much as always and I think my dad was about to get a truck to carry me away!!! Kelsie had soooo much shit to eat that she was totally bouncing off the walls:: Cotton candy, ice cream, candy, a hot dog, peanuts, and popcorn... Ok so she kinda was moochin' off people, but I mean come on for a 5 five year old she can really pack it in!
After the game went with Tim and Christine to cornfest in Island Lake.... Met Caroline there which was fun and saw her crazy pictures from Prague. Haha there was this nasty whore who was sitting by us and her thong was TOTALLY hanging out so Caroline and I went up to her and told her that her butt floss was hangin' out and she was all like:
" Pshh why you be checkin' me out? You some kinda lesbians or something cause if you are it's all good. . . Besides its the way my boyfriend likes it "
Ok so Caroline and I were like
" OK beeyotch first of all we're def not lesbians because if we were we wouldn't mind if your ass was hangin' out but because we're not, we don't wanna see that nasty junk you got in that trunk so pull 'em up there slugger... "
HAHA that was the funniest thing ever because Tim and Christine dared us to go over there in the first place and we totally were jokin and just wanted to see what she'd say. And ewww she was totally checkin' Tim out and puttin' out for him... AGHHHH she was sooo nasty, but not as nasty as the fat guy whose whole ass was hangin outta his Levis....I HOLY FUCK I think I'm scarred for life! Class act those Island lakers -- Downgrade for you!
Anyways Cornfest got boring so we went back to Christine and Caroline's house and just hung out in their backyard... Their little 8 year-old neighbor named Jimmy came over and was trying to act like a pimp!! Haha and then his little friend Michael came over and he was totally wearing a rosary around his neck and we were like WTF??? But it's all good cause he was cute ---> Yea but not when he told Christine that she was ugly... Hahaha I was pissing in my pants because he's 8 and if I sat on him I would crush him... What a little faggot. So they left and we were hitting golf balls into the forest and their dog went and got them, but she's really stupid so sometimes when you would hit it by the fence, she would go into the woods for like an hour and not come out... MMmmm I wonda what kinda kibble she gets? Psshhhhh and then their dog was all outta breath and Caroline said that the dog had a good vibrator going OMG i was on the ground laughing sooo fuckin hard!! Haha I love you Caroline.... Then we went for Starbucks and Jimmy Johns as if eating all that junk today wasn't enough!
Too bad school starts in 10 days... Man where did the time go? Seriously I feel like all I've done this summer is go to dance, summer school, eat, and watch millions and millions of movies, but it's been one big partay though on the other hand. Pshhhh soooo many good times! I guess I need to start actually reading my book for school considering theres like no time left! Ehh who cares? I need to do sooo much shit tomorrow in my room it's insane, but as always I put it off so it needs to get done... Hopefully sleeping at Cindy's tomorrow night and going downtown on Tuesday...
I'm heading in... Hey can anyone give me a ride on Wednesday to FYI? My parents are going up to Lake Geneva and one of the cars is getting worked on soooo can't drive!! Mike if you can, give me a call