Dog Bites Man.
Call me evil or a bastard, go warn PETA, or whatever. But if I get through my lease on this apartment without killing my neighbor's dog, it'll be a testament to my will power. This dog feels the need to yip incessantly at 7:30 in the morning. And it's not one of those cool dogs, like a lab or a german shepard. This is one of those stupid little wussy dogs. Look, if you want a dog, get a real dog. If you want a small animal, get a cat. But this little dog has the most annoying little yip that he constantly does every day. I can hear him through the walls. The other day I was getting my mail. The owner comes out with the dog. The dog stops walking, leaps back, flashes it's little nasty teeth, growls, and begins to bark ferociously at me like I'm another dog on it's territory. And then the other night, the owner locked it out of the apartment. So it scratches, barks, yips, howls for upwards of 30 minutes. It's a DAMN good thing he was let in, because on the 31st minute, I was just about ready to step outside and punt that little bastard. This dog is asking for it.