The polyphonic version of "The Final Countdown" started playing from GOB's table, indicating that somebody was calling him.

"Hello, Michael," GOB greeted.

( In which children are discussed and parenting advice is given. )

GOB was trying to figure things out. The only person in Fandom he could talk to about the situation was Jarod, and GOB suspected that he didn't understand exactly how this relationship worked.

With no other choice, GOB picked up the phone and dialed his sibling's number.

( Cut for a long, long linkdrop. )