"An Ode to My Pluot" by blue

[blue_fjords]

I love my pluot
It's tasty and juicy
And round
Let's not forget the roundness

Comments

[misswinterhill]

Oh my god, you are the most awesome thing in the history of all awesome things. ::hugs you::

[blue_fjords]

I hug you!!! And I need to pee. But I think you're AWESOMW!!!!! And AWESOMEWW!!! And AWESOME!!!!!

[paragraphs]

I freaking LOVE pluots!! they are messy juicy awesome sweet goodness and I have 3 at WORK, not here.

Have to eat them with a towel!!!

You are tipsy? LOL. And correction: Nick LOVES JB, no shit.

[blue_fjords]

oooooh, i should change my tag! heeeee! dude, pluots are awesome. m's gonna eat some, too, and she doesn't eat much fruit.

[paragraphs]

No pluots here but I did have a white peach just now that was beyond delicious.

I eat a ton of fruit.

[amand_r]

ODE TO MY MEDICAL ISSUES.

WHAT DOES AMAND-R HAVE? LET US SPIN THE MAGIC GOOGLE BALL:

MAYOCLINIC: PERICARDITIS
WEBMD: NON-HODGKIN'S LYMPHOMA BACK BUTTON! BACK BUTTON!
WHY AM I SWEATING WHEN I AM NOT HOT?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I KEEP WAKING UP?

WOMEN'S HEALTH: YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PERIMENOPAUSE.

ME:...

WOMEN'S HEALTH: MWAH.

ME: (FANS SELF)

[blue_fjords]

I think you're hot. I would fan you.

[amand_r]

I NEED SOME HOT GUYS TO FAN ME. HOT WELSH GUYS.

[blue_fjords]

GDL carries a fan in his teeth. For hot mamacitas like you!

[kel_reiley]

just a little? those look yummy! i want one :)

[blue_fjords]

i will rift you one. and some cupcakes. yeah.

[kel_reiley]

mmm cupcakes! i'm going to come live with you this winter :)

[cruentum]

You are funny. I like you.

[blue_fjords]

I like you, too. You are awesome.