"An Ode to My Pluot" by blue

[blue_fjords]

I love my pluot
It's tasty and juicy
And round
Let's not forget the roundness




Here's the thing about pluots:
Some people say they're ugly
And unnatural
B/c, you know, they weren't pluots
W/out first being plums and apricots
So someone had to do grafting
Or somesuch shit

But let's say
The pluot is not a pluot
From here on out
So let me tell you some things about my pluot:




My pluot's a lovely being
An amazing writer
Funny and witty and exceedingly worthwhile
If I was sitting here w/ my pluot right now
I'd say, "Let's be like the pluot and the peach donut."
But in a non-sexual way
B/c that's not on.

I have conversations w/ my pluot
About my underwear
And Misha Collins
And I ask questions like
"How does the internet work?"
"Why does Blake Lively play adults when I thought she still had years of teen ingenue left?"
"Why does vanilla vodka taste so yummy?"

These here are my pluots:


Aren't they cute?
Aren't they awesome?
Oh, Mrs. Levi, the world is full of wonderful things.

Imma little tipsy.