"An Ode to My Pluot" by blue

[blue_fjords]

I love my pluot
It's tasty and juicy
And round
Let's not forget the roundness

Comments

[amand_r]

ODE TO MY MEDICAL ISSUES.

WHAT DOES AMAND-R HAVE? LET US SPIN THE MAGIC GOOGLE BALL:

MAYOCLINIC: PERICARDITIS
WEBMD: NON-HODGKIN'S LYMPHOMA BACK BUTTON! BACK BUTTON!
WHY AM I SWEATING WHEN I AM NOT HOT?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I KEEP WAKING UP?

WOMEN'S HEALTH: YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PERIMENOPAUSE.

ME:...

WOMEN'S HEALTH: MWAH.

ME: (FANS SELF)

[blue_fjords]

I think you're hot. I would fan you.

[amand_r]

I NEED SOME HOT GUYS TO FAN ME. HOT WELSH GUYS.

[blue_fjords]

GDL carries a fan in his teeth. For hot mamacitas like you!

[amand_r]

MmmmmmmGareth. Bring me a pint.

Three pints. That way you can have one.

[blue_fjords]

I will give my pint to Misha, and I'll drink a fruity mixed drink. I think we shall have to get more pints and mixed drinks for us and have a big-ass party! I think Gareth should sing that song w/ the spoken poetry "thrust" words b/c, yeah.

[amand_r]

HAAAHAHAHAH YEAH.