Your Arm Could Be So Much Bigger
Words substituting for male genitalia in recent spam messages:
arm, banana, baby-maker, bell-rope, big daddy, cucumber, dummy, main organ, meat, weenie
Most of these messages are in the format, with slight variations (e.g. 'astonishing' for 'marvelous', 'trouble' for 'problem':
Your girlfriend/wife loves huge _______ but the problem is that you have small one.
Don't worry! You have marvelous chance to solve this problem.
Now you can enlarge your _______ length.
You will be a king of bed for sure.
What if my boyfriend loves huge bell-rope? How heteronormative.
arm, banana, baby-maker, bell-rope, big daddy, cucumber, dummy, main organ, meat, weenie
Most of these messages are in the format, with slight variations (e.g. 'astonishing' for 'marvelous', 'trouble' for 'problem':
Your girlfriend/wife loves huge _______ but the problem is that you have small one.
Don't worry! You have marvelous chance to solve this problem.
Now you can enlarge your _______ length.
You will be a king of bed for sure.
What if my boyfriend loves huge bell-rope? How heteronormative.