*Slams Head Against Wall*

Sep 06, 2007 10:27

Alright.. so taking seven classes in one semester- MONDO-BAD IDEA.

Getting a new job that you only have to work two days a week (and that's on the weekends) PRICELESS!

My dears, Sacred Heart is going to make my life sooo much easier here in about two weeks. I will no longer be working at ChoicePoint, and be working as a student nurse extern at Sacred Heart, on a cardiac unit.
:-) :-p Friday and Saturday nights, 7p-7a. That's right folks. As long as I pass all the preliminary backround checks and urine sticks. LOL Which I am POSITIVE I will. So no, we sit and wait for a call for an open orientation date. YAY!

A funny story- just to show how STUPID people are.. (Not that any of us needed a story to clarify what we already knew, but still. Just read)

Driving down highway 90 towards pensacola, when a truck in front of me towing a boat (more like a Yacht) slams on brakes. I have two options. Hit the boat- since I had no way of slowing down enough.. or cut off the bitch beside me who has been keeping me from getting out of behind this boat for the past six miles. I choose to cut the bitch off. ;-) (Thanks, but I only have one vehicle, and one life.. Both of which are more important to me than making other people on the road happy.) The reason I have not been able to get over is that everytime I would put on my blinker.. she would speed up and get close enough to keep me from moving over. (And I swear to god.. I wasn't even that close to her. I could see her entire front end in my rearview, sheesh)

Now, this woman is PISSED. By saving my life, my car, and the other speeding vehicles around me, I have brought her world to an end.

She starts swerving ALL OVER the lane behind me, honking and screaming so loud- I can hear her with her windows UP. She FINALLY is able to pass the guy next to her, gets over, rolls down her window (the whole time never looking at the road and STILL screaming..) and screams.. (AND I QUOTE) "I HAVE A FUCKING BABY IN THE BACKSEAT YOU STUPID BITCH" And then, STILL SWERVING all over the road.. speeds away. I was going 70.. and she was out of my sight in less than 2 minutes.

Point #1
If you cared at all about the baby in the backseat.. you would not have been continually keeping me from getting over and almost causing a wrek. Instead you would have been aware of the surroundings and realized that the boat was about to cause a wrek, that I had no other choice than to get over.

Point #2
If you cared at all about the baby in the backseat.. why did you start driving like a mad woman when someone diverted a wrek and got in front of you.

Point #3
Way to set a good example for your kid by screaming and cussing out the window at other drivers.

Point #4
You really must care about that baby if you were going faster than 70mph in a 55mph zone.

I though this was HILARIOUS. I didn't even get upset. All I could do was laugh at the stupidity of this woman.

I am in the computer lab ( the mondo-huge one ) killing time until my class starts. I am going to go take the test.. stay long enough to find out what to study over the weekend.. and then my lovelies, I am going.... That's right! To the mall. HA HA I hate labs.. they're ridiculous. Simply a reiteration of what you just learned in lecture, and alot of stupid experiments that, oh yeah. PJC has no money for. So they're all ghetto as hell. LMAO or the equipment is falling apart. :-)

I'm really starting to like my Microbiology class. :-) Maybe I'll be a virologist? Who knows. At least I know I'll make a good grade. :-) Although- she mentioned today that historically, everyone does AWESOME on the first test.. and from then on.. barely passes. I guess it's just the material. But I mean, come on? Who doesn't have an itch to learn about Medically Important Cocchi? Or find out what eschereiacoli smells like? Jeeze.. LMAO Apparently, it gets much worse between tuesday and the end of the semester. But, I'll do fine. I'm sure. :-)

Alright, off to study for a moment, listen to some boring lecture, then to.. THE MALL!! YAY!!

I will have a more useful update in a few days. :-)
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