Lady: I'm a germaphobe!
Janitor: What?
Lady: The reason I don't want to hold hands is that I'm a germaphobe. Specifically a hand-specific germaphobe.
Janitor: Huh.
Lady: My therapist thinks that part of the reason I'm attracted to you is that you clean germs for a living. And you're a dead ringer for my dad--whatever, anyway. Look, I've never told ( Read more... )

Argh. I need someone to talk Mental Hospital AU shop with. I've only got like one tiny little scene written because I suck. *sigh*

Maybe tomorrow. Now, I'm going to try writing something else for a change.

So, I have the craziest idea to write a fic where the Naruto characters are all mental hospital patients. Naruto would be bipolar, Sakura has split-personality, Sasuke would be afraid of the dark, you guys! He'd have night terrors! (Simply b/c I find the idea hilarious.) And Kakashi... I don't know if there is such a phobia but his would be that he ( Read more... )

WHAT.

o_O

Somehow, I am not as surprised as I could be.

Anywho, I've been meaning to post this link to James Gunn's PG Porn which is a short featuring the one and only Nathan Fillion. Hi-lar-i-ous. ;P ( Read more... )

Okay, okay. So finishing the series has me thinking about the movie. I found a post via atla_press where someone posted this link in some random community to a (translated) brazilian website where speculation on the cast of the film abounds.

Um, lol. Scroll down to "Ether Brent" and... is it just me or does he look like well-known gay porn star Brent ( Read more... )

SO. I had a bizarre dream last night.

( It was long, random, and completely retarded. )

When extremely amused, I tend to snort and slap my forehead with my hand.

Yes. I am just realizing this now and it only makes me laugh harder every time I do it. XD

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I watched this completely random short that made absolutely no sense but I loved it. It involves Michael Rosenbaum and a blow-up sheep doll.

Yes.

Go watch Shear Love, my friends and be very, very amused. LOL

ETA: Anyone remember that Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum RPS fic wherein Mike never got to play Lex Luthor because of a medical problem? I ( Read more... )

My sister and mom both got home from work today super early. And then they were acting like douchebags. So I retreated to my room. Apparently, my existence is offending someone today because I was all happy and friendly and then two seconds into talking to them I got shot down out of my happy high. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM AT ALL. GRAH ( Read more... )