It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Lady: I'm a germaphobe!
Janitor: What?
Lady: The reason I don't want to hold hands is that I'm a germaphobe. Specifically a hand-specific germaphobe.
Janitor: Huh.
Lady: My therapist thinks that part of the reason I'm attracted to you is that you clean germs for a living. And you're a dead ringer for my dad--whatever, anyway. Look, I've never told anyone this before and I just finally feel so comfortable with you that I want to be the real me, you know?
Janitor: I do. You're... weird.
Lady: Yeah...
Janitor: I love that.
Lady: Really?
Janitor: Yes!
- Scrubs Ep 8.11, "My Nah Nah Nah"
That was so retardedly romantic. *headdesk*
Janitor: What?
Lady: The reason I don't want to hold hands is that I'm a germaphobe. Specifically a hand-specific germaphobe.
Janitor: Huh.
Lady: My therapist thinks that part of the reason I'm attracted to you is that you clean germs for a living. And you're a dead ringer for my dad--whatever, anyway. Look, I've never told anyone this before and I just finally feel so comfortable with you that I want to be the real me, you know?
Janitor: I do. You're... weird.
Lady: Yeah...
Janitor: I love that.
Lady: Really?
Janitor: Yes!
- Scrubs Ep 8.11, "My Nah Nah Nah"
That was so retardedly romantic. *headdesk*