The proper way to do a Wall Street Bonus
Give a fund of 110% of your salary in toxic funds and assets.
An average toxic fund worth 110% of your salary will be worth about 10-15% after all is said and done.
AND
Pay out that bonus over a span of 3 years.
Why? Because if your compensation is bonus driven, it's typical to drive up your earnings or revenue stream regardless of how that impacts everything overall. Sooo.. if you fuck your company long term you have to dig your grave and sit there for at least 3 years which is murder for normal finance kids.
I'm no brilliant economist but duh this is how it should be. That being said, thanks for the money.
An average toxic fund worth 110% of your salary will be worth about 10-15% after all is said and done.
AND
Pay out that bonus over a span of 3 years.
Why? Because if your compensation is bonus driven, it's typical to drive up your earnings or revenue stream regardless of how that impacts everything overall. Sooo.. if you fuck your company long term you have to dig your grave and sit there for at least 3 years which is murder for normal finance kids.
I'm no brilliant economist but duh this is how it should be. That being said, thanks for the money.