[Have a blushing mage in front of the communicator. She's fidgeting a bit, obviously hesitating over something, before she makes a determined face. She then clenches her fists and stares directly at the screen.]...H-hey, should we really be overreacting like that over some stupid curse? Just because someone's cursed doesn't mean that they don't ( Read more... )

Attention: One middle-aged pervert for sale to responsible owner. He is housetrained, probably, but has problems overcoming lecherous habits ( Read more... )

Hm...I guess those sheep are normal enough during the day not that they've bothered me at all yet, anyway. Natalia, are you free today? If you are, then maybe we can go ahead on that tour, just as long as we don't stay out too late.

[OOC: You didn't see that. Also, backdated due to mass sheep attack happening the night of the eleventh.]

[The device comes on rather suddenly, the picture shaking slightly and the pattering of rain in the background. It then bounces around a bit more, at which point it may be apparent that it was been accidentally turned on when it was tossed on a bed. Rita is mumbling complaints to herself, not realizing it's on.]Ugh...okay, Hanna was right. Fruit ( Read more... )

[There is a boom, like something exploding, followed by some crashing and grunting. Welcome to the City, Rita!]

Hngh...That didn't work out so good. So much for that formu--huh?

[Silence ensues for nearly half a minute.]

Wha...Where the hell am I?! What just...There wasn't anything toxic in there, right ( Read more... )