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All right, since everybody was too smart to bid anything more--Euphie, that pervert's all yours for one orange. But since you did bid so much, I'm going to throw in something else so it's actually worth your money.
So, you'll be getting the old man, that leash and collar, as well as one fully-functional electric stun gun! Sadly It's non-fatal, but I can guarantee it'll be painful enough to deter most creeps. I figured you could use it after yesterday, anyway.
Let me know when you plan that date for, and I'll never be very far in case something happens.
[ooc: Aaaand a reminder that SHODAN, in a brilliantly-crafted plan, put Rita up for auction in case anybody's feeling cursed enough to bid.]
So, you'll be getting the old man, that leash and collar, as well as one fully-functional electric stun gun! Sadly It's non-fatal, but I can guarantee it'll be painful enough to deter most creeps. I figured you could use it after yesterday, anyway.
Let me know when you plan that date for, and I'll never be very far in case something happens.
[ooc: Aaaand a reminder that SHODAN, in a brilliantly-crafted plan, put Rita up for auction in case anybody's feeling cursed enough to bid.]