I just got an email promoting "15% off your entire order for Father's Day"...from a slutty shoe/goth gear/lingerie website I frequent. There is a punchline in there somewhere.

"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and gay and French and on fire ( Read more... )

One of my lj friends is a book keeper at a health food co-op. I asked her how many times she has heard 'bean counter' jokes and she said I was the first. Can you imagine? I mean, jokes like that just write themselves!

Also: It is so cold in here that I have goose bumps on my legs. I usually only get them on my arms, but I have them everywhere

Has anyone heard of a rapper named Lyrycyst?

Lyrycyst.

Lyry

cyst.

Lyry.

Motherfucking.

Cyst.

I am not witty enough to come up with commentary, so I shall leave you with the title of one the Amazon reviews for his cd:

"Great Combo of Hip Hop, Rap, and Emo with a Positive Message"


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I feel like I'm so angry! it's so not fair that I have this morning off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and write poems about death.

What sucks is that I don't know why thisrabbit went all psycho over me and chryslerpoet having a little fun ( Read more... )

1. Dupont is using their Giant Weather Control Machine* to keep us using our heat so the oil & coal companies can get every last cent they can ( Read more... )

Is this ur kitteh hanging about teh intarwebz? :

hi i fall off ur roof

anonymously4's birthday was celebrated with attitude and pulchritude. Dinner and music and bar-hopping. Well, bar bouncing since we went from HG to EE and back again.

So that was fun. It won the BEST BIRTHDAY EVARRRRR award, so I guess we did something right. I think it was niece Amy's surprise visit that made it the best ever. And the new puppy.

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Lance Bass of NSync reveals he's gay. A nation shrugs.