I got an email from my friend, Jenna, today. She said:

I've just been in a meeting with a guy who looked and sounded like a straight John Barrowman!!! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I got to go to a meeting with a man with really bad breath instead. That's just not fair!


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My nan is 90 today. Bless her heart. Happy birthday, Nan! ♥

I've been rushed off my feet at work this week but I did find time to have a look at the books left by the book man. One of them was a book of essential spells, which I may buy just for the sheer comedy value because it caused much merriment plus several calls of 'Ewwww', 'Noooooo!' and ' ( Read more... )

Two of my friends, Tracey and Dave, are having their son, Sam, christened this Sunday and I'm going to the service. I had the following conversation with Dave this morning.

Me: What time is the christening on Sunday, Dave?
Dave: What christening?
Me: Sam's.
Dave: Sam's?
Me: Yes, you know, your son.
Dave: Oh, yes. Er, don't know.

Oh, dear God.

Well, shag all happened to me today. The most exciting part was going to Tesco and buying fish. Yes, it's all rock and roll round these parts. Rock and roll. ;o)

A flick through Heat caused a minor stir in the office at the picture of David Beckham's willy, which is not actually David Beckham's willy at all. Then we had a game of 'marry, shag or ( Read more... )

I'm going to share with you a snippet of today's inappropriate office conversation. On your birthday, it's tradition in the office to bring in cakes and biscuits for your esteemed colleagues. We had a birthday today and I very magnaminously brought the tub of mini chocolate crisps over to Tracy's desk so she could steal a few. This conversation ( Read more... )