Phone Post
Transcript:
What a novel idea to enter a phone post while I'm intoxicated off my ass. It's 3:00 in the morning, it's Friday. I have to be at work in a couple hours. I'll be kicking my ass shortly for being so stupid as to go out and get drunk.
But, anyway.. on the more interesting point of the evening. I bumped into this guy named Ben. Ben, I have actually known Ben since I was like twenty. And, we used to hang out at, um... well, we didn't hangout. We hated each other when a mutual friend of my ex-roommate and I went to Clark College in Dubuque and we actually first met there and then subsequently every couple months or years we would bump into each other and eventually ended up making out every time we would see each other. And, I saw him tonight and it was no exception of course, but uh... He and I and Kate who is a female mutual friend went to Melrose and...
some tow truck driver blasting his music just drove by....
We went to Melrose and we talked and Kate and I actually talked about Jack Kerouac which was very, very cool because it's rare that I even talk to anyone who knows who he is, let alone to be able to have a conversation about him. And then... um... I confused her with many things about my life and then she told me that she's actually part of a non-denominational church now, which is something that I was part of ten years ago. And they all thought I was loony fucker, but uh...
So, yea that was kind of interesting. And she talked about me going to her church which probably wouldn't be a good idea right now but um... Ben was obviously very sexually interested in me.
But, um.... yea it was just interesting um... I really actually enjoyed talking to some people that haven't seen me in a while just for the perspective of getting a different opinion on the person I am right now compared to who I was the last time that these people actually talked to me which, as far as Kate goes, I don't think I've actually talked to her for like four years, at least... if not more.
Um, probably back when I was having all the drama with ex-roommate. Which was quite new for them to relate anything as far as he goes.
But, yea it was a fun evening. I am extremely drunk. I thought I was going to throw up all over the table at Melrose there when the food arrived but I tried to keep my composure. Uh, Ben is a cute, attractive, almost Jewish-looking guy but every time he touched me I thought I was gonna to blow chunks into his lap because I'm just that intoxicated.
But, I still have to walk all the way home. Just so that I can wake up shortly and go to work. Uh, I seriously doubt I will be getting into work early, I'll probably get there at my regular time and, um, if they don't let us go early I'll just work till 5:00.
So, um.. and there's some straight guys talking to some Asian girl that's trying to just walk home on the sidewalk and they're driving along kinda picking on her or something and I'm about to swoop over there and defend her like the gay superhero I am but they just drove off.
Yea! Um, seems to be my favorite word when I'm speaking into my phone post. But, it was a fun evening... drunk... extremely intoxicated. I doubt I will be sober when I get home. I have actually still got the urge to watch that 'Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.' move for the 106th time. I have watched it so many times that I am almost able to speak Japanese. Very unhealthy for the brain I am sure.
But, um, yea... so, blah blah blah... yada yada yada... trying to think if there's anything else... God know's I won't be able to write when I get home.
Um, no there isn't... so I'm gonna end this, I'm gonna listen to my own voice and if I feel like adding anything on I'll call back again and add on.. so... Peace out, motherfuckers... bye.
What a novel idea to enter a phone post while I'm intoxicated off my ass. It's 3:00 in the morning, it's Friday. I have to be at work in a couple hours. I'll be kicking my ass shortly for being so stupid as to go out and get drunk.
But, anyway.. on the more interesting point of the evening. I bumped into this guy named Ben. Ben, I have actually known Ben since I was like twenty. And, we used to hang out at, um... well, we didn't hangout. We hated each other when a mutual friend of my ex-roommate and I went to Clark College in Dubuque and we actually first met there and then subsequently every couple months or years we would bump into each other and eventually ended up making out every time we would see each other. And, I saw him tonight and it was no exception of course, but uh... He and I and Kate who is a female mutual friend went to Melrose and...
some tow truck driver blasting his music just drove by....
We went to Melrose and we talked and Kate and I actually talked about Jack Kerouac which was very, very cool because it's rare that I even talk to anyone who knows who he is, let alone to be able to have a conversation about him. And then... um... I confused her with many things about my life and then she told me that she's actually part of a non-denominational church now, which is something that I was part of ten years ago. And they all thought I was loony fucker, but uh...
So, yea that was kind of interesting. And she talked about me going to her church which probably wouldn't be a good idea right now but um... Ben was obviously very sexually interested in me.
But, um.... yea it was just interesting um... I really actually enjoyed talking to some people that haven't seen me in a while just for the perspective of getting a different opinion on the person I am right now compared to who I was the last time that these people actually talked to me which, as far as Kate goes, I don't think I've actually talked to her for like four years, at least... if not more.
Um, probably back when I was having all the drama with ex-roommate. Which was quite new for them to relate anything as far as he goes.
But, yea it was a fun evening. I am extremely drunk. I thought I was going to throw up all over the table at Melrose there when the food arrived but I tried to keep my composure. Uh, Ben is a cute, attractive, almost Jewish-looking guy but every time he touched me I thought I was gonna to blow chunks into his lap because I'm just that intoxicated.
But, I still have to walk all the way home. Just so that I can wake up shortly and go to work. Uh, I seriously doubt I will be getting into work early, I'll probably get there at my regular time and, um, if they don't let us go early I'll just work till 5:00.
So, um.. and there's some straight guys talking to some Asian girl that's trying to just walk home on the sidewalk and they're driving along kinda picking on her or something and I'm about to swoop over there and defend her like the gay superhero I am but they just drove off.
Yea! Um, seems to be my favorite word when I'm speaking into my phone post. But, it was a fun evening... drunk... extremely intoxicated. I doubt I will be sober when I get home. I have actually still got the urge to watch that 'Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.' move for the 106th time. I have watched it so many times that I am almost able to speak Japanese. Very unhealthy for the brain I am sure.
But, um, yea... so, blah blah blah... yada yada yada... trying to think if there's anything else... God know's I won't be able to write when I get home.
Um, no there isn't... so I'm gonna end this, I'm gonna listen to my own voice and if I feel like adding anything on I'll call back again and add on.. so... Peace out, motherfuckers... bye.