She's named after a garden, I suppose; an imaginary garden to be precise. Of course she's lovely, that goes without saying. (What does it say about me that I'm fairly certain I wouldn't be writing this if she wasn't a beautiful girl?) She was laundry day stunning last night and I was briefed and fixated. A late arrival brought her wheeling into ( Read more... )

I've kept silent on the subject for far too long. I'm speaking of course about the use of the word "random." It's a fine word for the most part. At least, it was fine before people started using it to explain or identify something they felt was out of place. Granted, this abuse of "random" isn't the most agregious of vernacular word misuse. (I ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in the computer lab at school, stoned off my ass, and I overhear a conversation between these two guys. They're talking obnoxiously loudly with priceless ghetto accents and get into what they call a "deep conversation." I would give my left ovary to have this glorious wonder recorded. I can't remember their exact words, but the "deep ( Read more... )

I wonder how long I've gone being able to have free internets and not known it. I decided to petition my upstairs neighbors for the password to their router so's I could have those sweet internet access moments I've missed for months. Only K was in and he was willing to give me the password to his router, as soon as his terrifically luscious gf/ ( Read more... )

i was taking the keys off my keyboard to 'clean' it. i broke the right-hand ( Read more... )

My Poli Sci professor once told me I should never write anything in an email or put anything into a blog that I wouldn't want to see as a headline in a newspaper. Obviously, taking advice hasn't been my strong suit. Also, my professor didn't take into account that I'm usually drunk or in some way compromised when I write things online. I deleted ( Read more... )

I'm writing this from the computer commons at Columbus State Community College. I've just gotten done with my Poli Sci class and I'm about to go back to my apartment where I hope there is food left since I haven't a dime to buy any. I'm unemployed. My student loans (I just found this out today) got screwed up and won't disburse until next week ( Read more... )

I won! I fucking won! I just got back from a No-Limit Hold 'Em tournament at Brad's folk's house and I won the damn thing! I didn't expect that business at all. I played better than I think I ever have and I got lucky as shit. Anyhow, I'm patting myself on the back for the time being (and I won a shitload of money) so woo ( Read more... )

Despite my greater efforts at avoiding conflict I find myself dumped into it against my will:

A friend introduces me to a pretty girl. I flirt with Pretty Girl. I kiss Pretty Girl. I have good sex with Pretty Girl. I want to continue seeing Pretty Girl. Pretty Girl is interested in seeing more of me...So what's the fucking problem, you may ( Read more... )

I've been feeling sorry for myself a lot, lately. There are several reasons why; all of them selfish. Selfish is what I am. It's what we all are. The vast majority of things I do that other people would describe as generous are done with my implicit expectation of gratuity. I don't mention this, of course. No one does. I don't feel much ( Read more... )