As you may have figured out by now, my rants about Twilight had more to do with the dumb fangirls screaming over guys looks rather than the bad plot or writing. Maybe it was a little bit of jealousy that women scream over guys because they look sexy or hot, even if I'd never date anyone that stupid. Like "Why don't women scream at me?" I wonder WHY ( Read more... )

So I heard about this thing called Pure Romance (google it) that helps you host "sex toy parties" for women.

I mean, exactly what is a "sex toy party"? The first thing that comes to my male, testosterone-driven mind, is a bunch of women in a giant circle, naked, trying out sex toys. Which I think sounds fucking hot.

But I doubt it's that kinky.

A little while ago, I was walking up to my apartment one night when I saw my neighbor's door open. I could hear the voice of my neighbor and his girlfriend in the room. She was saying something like "Then where will I sleep tonight?" I assume he had told her she could stay here rather than go out in the cold and dark in a crazy neighborhood like ( Read more... )