I'm Getting Pissed...Destroy...
I accept the ultimate challenge. I was going to use the original poster's own facts and pass them off as my own, but she wrote that she changed her shirt three times in one day, and, as many of my fans know, they're lucky if I change my clothes twice in the same week. I did keep one fact, though.
Write 20 Random Facts About Yourself, Then Tag The Same Number Of People As Minutes It Takes You To Write The Facts. If You're Tagged, It's Your Turn.
1. Before the year of 2001, I always thought the name Gary was a "yuppy" name, and, whenever I heard it, pictured some 30-something man with slicked back hair wearing a grey suit/tie and holding a briefcase.
2. Last night, I was sorely hungover. I fell asleep watching Boardinghouse (truly a one-of-a-kind film) and woke up with a large headache. I proceeded to continue watching the film, which included several flashing images, pulsating synth music, and girls screaming on the top of their lungs, which, oddly enough, did not help the headache.
3. I was also sick after the pizza/alcohol combination. After forcing my stomach to endure so much last night, I treated it to KFC (with BBQ sauce) and Coke this afternoon, and am considering drinking again tonight. I'll probably be dead before New Year's (hopefully).
4. I made the mistake of letting someone use our phone at work yesterday, as she seemed like she had a genuine emergency. She turned out to be a nutjob. First she wouldn't tell me the number she wanted to dial, then, after I moved the phone out for her, asked me to leave the area as she needed privacy. Which I can't do, as I was on the service desk and needed to stay there. I tried finding her another phone to use, but the others were bolted behind registers, and, despite her protests, I would not let her go behind one. Finally, I moved my phone over to the other register on the desk (which was vacant), and she made her call. Which would have been all well and good, until she started pushing the "message" button on the phone (which calls the office), wondering if anyone had left her a message. I kept telling her that calls go right through to us, and that there is no way that any calls would be able to leave a message, but she considered herself a phone expert and told me that it was not necessarily so. Finally, I called my boss Eric over, who explained to her that the message function was used for corporate use only. The lady, probably a bit annoyed I got the manager involved, finally left. Fucking cunt. That surely taught me a lesson. I don't care if there's someone in the store on fire, I am never letting a customer use the phone again. Ever.
5. I used to smoke because I'm sick of having this clean-cut, unassuming, nice-but-dimwitted image. (Like David Arquette). Deep down inside, at a subconscious level, I really hope it'd be the first step as to people viewing me as being... bad. The only reason why I quit was because they were making me sick (and because I vowed to myself I would if dental surgery went okay), and I'd still be doing so if they didn't. I genuinelly love the taste and smell of cigarette smoke.
6. I need a shower really bad.
7. I quite enjoy disco music. I especially love when horror/slasher movies from the late '70s/early '80s use disco music in them (such as Don't Open the House). I'd like to get the song "Let's All Chant" by the Michael Zager Band (which they play at work every so often), but I couldn't find any CDs with it at Best Buy, and ITunes and Napster don't have it for download.
8. I'm unsure when (or even if) I'll ever go back to school, and will probably stay working retail until I die (which, as you may recall, will most likely be by the end of the year).
9. TWO BERRY RELATED FUN FACTS! I miss the Berrylicious flavour of Sprite Remix, and wish Sprite would reissue all three varieties. I had a bowl of Frankenberry cereal last week, and it was delicious. I love all three varieties of Count Chocula cereal.
10. I really wish I go back to the sperm stage and start over. Although I'd probably miss the egg this time around.
11. I'm uncertain as to who I'm going to be for Halloween this year. I really didn't want to dress up for work, because I can't see why I should bother spending all the time and effort doing something for work when I'm not actually working, but people have told me how much they look forward to seeing me dress up every year, so...fuck it, I'll do it for them.
12. I'm considering changing my e-mail address, for no other reason than because I want to do something new.
13. I wear boxer shorts. I hate briefs.
14. I usually enjoy at least one cup of ginger ale every night before I go to bed. (If there's no ginger ale, orange juice suffices nicely).
15. I have an obsession with bodily functions because I am 6 years old.
16. I really should read more. I'd like to finish up Mick Foley's Tietam Brown tonight, if possible.
17. I like laughing at people more pathetic than I am, just because it makes me feel better about myself. It sounds horrible, but I'd be shocked to find someone who can honestly say that they don't do so.
18. I really love watching "The Phantom Gourmet," a New England-based restaurant review show on the Boston UPN affiliate.
19. Despite VOWING to do so in January, I probably won't bother trying for a driver's license this year.
20. I'm really boring and introverted deep down inside. Most people who know me hate me. The hatred within myself is really growing, to the point where all I feel is scorn and disgust for myself and everyone around me.
It took me a long time to think of fun facts, so I'll just tag everyone on LiveJournal to do the same, whether they are on my friend list or not.
I really should get around to watching tonight's horror movie before meeting up with The Big G for Impact.
CUNT!
Write 20 Random Facts About Yourself, Then Tag The Same Number Of People As Minutes It Takes You To Write The Facts. If You're Tagged, It's Your Turn.
1. Before the year of 2001, I always thought the name Gary was a "yuppy" name, and, whenever I heard it, pictured some 30-something man with slicked back hair wearing a grey suit/tie and holding a briefcase.
2. Last night, I was sorely hungover. I fell asleep watching Boardinghouse (truly a one-of-a-kind film) and woke up with a large headache. I proceeded to continue watching the film, which included several flashing images, pulsating synth music, and girls screaming on the top of their lungs, which, oddly enough, did not help the headache.
3. I was also sick after the pizza/alcohol combination. After forcing my stomach to endure so much last night, I treated it to KFC (with BBQ sauce) and Coke this afternoon, and am considering drinking again tonight. I'll probably be dead before New Year's (hopefully).
4. I made the mistake of letting someone use our phone at work yesterday, as she seemed like she had a genuine emergency. She turned out to be a nutjob. First she wouldn't tell me the number she wanted to dial, then, after I moved the phone out for her, asked me to leave the area as she needed privacy. Which I can't do, as I was on the service desk and needed to stay there. I tried finding her another phone to use, but the others were bolted behind registers, and, despite her protests, I would not let her go behind one. Finally, I moved my phone over to the other register on the desk (which was vacant), and she made her call. Which would have been all well and good, until she started pushing the "message" button on the phone (which calls the office), wondering if anyone had left her a message. I kept telling her that calls go right through to us, and that there is no way that any calls would be able to leave a message, but she considered herself a phone expert and told me that it was not necessarily so. Finally, I called my boss Eric over, who explained to her that the message function was used for corporate use only. The lady, probably a bit annoyed I got the manager involved, finally left. Fucking cunt. That surely taught me a lesson. I don't care if there's someone in the store on fire, I am never letting a customer use the phone again. Ever.
5. I used to smoke because I'm sick of having this clean-cut, unassuming, nice-but-dimwitted image. (Like David Arquette). Deep down inside, at a subconscious level, I really hope it'd be the first step as to people viewing me as being... bad. The only reason why I quit was because they were making me sick (and because I vowed to myself I would if dental surgery went okay), and I'd still be doing so if they didn't. I genuinelly love the taste and smell of cigarette smoke.
6. I need a shower really bad.
7. I quite enjoy disco music. I especially love when horror/slasher movies from the late '70s/early '80s use disco music in them (such as Don't Open the House). I'd like to get the song "Let's All Chant" by the Michael Zager Band (which they play at work every so often), but I couldn't find any CDs with it at Best Buy, and ITunes and Napster don't have it for download.
8. I'm unsure when (or even if) I'll ever go back to school, and will probably stay working retail until I die (which, as you may recall, will most likely be by the end of the year).
9. TWO BERRY RELATED FUN FACTS! I miss the Berrylicious flavour of Sprite Remix, and wish Sprite would reissue all three varieties. I had a bowl of Frankenberry cereal last week, and it was delicious. I love all three varieties of Count Chocula cereal.
10. I really wish I go back to the sperm stage and start over. Although I'd probably miss the egg this time around.
11. I'm uncertain as to who I'm going to be for Halloween this year. I really didn't want to dress up for work, because I can't see why I should bother spending all the time and effort doing something for work when I'm not actually working, but people have told me how much they look forward to seeing me dress up every year, so...fuck it, I'll do it for them.
12. I'm considering changing my e-mail address, for no other reason than because I want to do something new.
13. I wear boxer shorts. I hate briefs.
14. I usually enjoy at least one cup of ginger ale every night before I go to bed. (If there's no ginger ale, orange juice suffices nicely).
15. I have an obsession with bodily functions because I am 6 years old.
16. I really should read more. I'd like to finish up Mick Foley's Tietam Brown tonight, if possible.
17. I like laughing at people more pathetic than I am, just because it makes me feel better about myself. It sounds horrible, but I'd be shocked to find someone who can honestly say that they don't do so.
18. I really love watching "The Phantom Gourmet," a New England-based restaurant review show on the Boston UPN affiliate.
19. Despite VOWING to do so in January, I probably won't bother trying for a driver's license this year.
20. I'm really boring and introverted deep down inside. Most people who know me hate me. The hatred within myself is really growing, to the point where all I feel is scorn and disgust for myself and everyone around me.
It took me a long time to think of fun facts, so I'll just tag everyone on LiveJournal to do the same, whether they are on my friend list or not.
I really should get around to watching tonight's horror movie before meeting up with The Big G for Impact.
CUNT!