Okay ladies, here is an awkward dorm story for you.
It's like three am. and my roomate comes home from a party:
Me: (hears breathing)
Me::: is confused::
Me: ::looks over shoulder:: (SEES GIRL IN MY BED- HOGGING MOST OF THE BED) WE WERE SPOONING! SPOONING
Me: ::is confused::
Me: ::Climbs out. Makes nest on the floor::
TWO HOURS LATER
Me: ::is uncomfortable
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