Thanks to the original object of my LJ lust, the long-suffering reallycorking, for this awesome-tastic link.

Fahrenheit - Celsius

A man went into a restaurant in Moscow after the Communist Era. He sat down and ordered soup, meat, tea, and a copy of Pravda. The waiter said that Pravda was no longer available but he would bring the meal.

He brought the soup and the man said, "Now bring me my meat along with my tea and a copy of Pravda." The waiter repeated that the ( Read more... )